I think C*l*br**n is too bad even for blackrom.

C*l*br**n. by Mr. Eldritch on 2011-01-17 03:11:00 UTC Reply

I was looking through the PPC wiki the other day, and I noticed that the freewebs page which once contained the unsporked text of The Pornfic That Shall Not Be Named no longer functions. Now, this may strike some of you as a good thing. However, for those of us whose morbid curiosity demands reading it, and for those of us who are sadistic enough and have friends unsuspecting enough to force it upon others, or simply for the thousands who have not read this heinous story and will be thus deprived of one more beautifully terrible fanfic to be kismeses with, the loss of this Bad Thing is in and of itself a Worse Thing.

Does anybody posess the text of this story, so that it may be reuploaded?

Geez, I've been gone from here a while.

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Don't... do... it... (nm) by Aeidhryn on 2011-01-18 23:55:00 UTC Reply
I think C*l*br**n is too bad even for blackrom. by Aster Corbett on 2011-01-17 03:23:00 UTC Reply

Sadly, I don't know where it may be. I ready it not but a few months ago, though.

... So how's that Homestuck thing working out for you, buddy?

It would be a hard and bitter romance by Firebird766 on 2011-01-17 21:20:00 UTC Reply

I don't know how it's going for the author, but me? There are not enough D: in the world for what just happened. Every cell of my being is crying orange blood from sorrow.
(Un)fortunately... by Elcalion on 2011-01-17 10:53:00 UTC Reply

TVTropes to the rescue...

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/Celebrian

There's a link to the Wayback Machine on the TVTropes page.
Re: I think C*l*br**n is too bad even for blackrom. by Anonymous on 2011-01-17 03:27:00 UTC Reply

Not well.
Deadtav happened.
Otherwise good, but...dead Tavros. ;_;

There is not enough D: in the world. by Mr.Eldritch on 2011-01-23 03:17:00 UTC Reply

And now Deadfef! Aaughdlfjlksdjflasdkljsdlkfjsldkf

;_________________________;

Oh jegus... by Firebird766 on 2011-01-23 15:35:00 UTC Reply

Gaaah! All of the best characters are dropping like flies!

Feferi, fellow Pisces, you will be missed. Eridan, why did you do that?! I hope you get paid back for that doubly in the next update.

Ooh, update! *five seconds later* .........what........ by Firebird766 on 2011-01-24 19:42:00 UTC Reply

ANDREW HUSSIE, what purpose did that serve? WHY DID...?! whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy?!?!

*breaks down in tears*

This can't be happening...

SUDDENLY, MOOD WHIPLASH, OUT OF NOWHERE! by Mr.Eldritch on 2011-01-25 04:24:00 UTC Reply

Kanaya dies...
And then Karkat makes the most hilarious face.

I was in shock from horror while also loling. It feels like somebody crushed my soul and then immediately practiced some kind of creepy inflation-fetish anticrush on it.

And another one! by Firebird766 on 2011-01-25 15:32:00 UTC Reply

Wow. From heartbreaking to terrifying in one Trollian conversation.

Well you knew something had to happen when Gamzee ran out of sopor slime, but jegus...