Greetings. It has been approximately a month since I joined this here board thingy. (I almost wrote “bored thingy.” Foolish Homophones, always trying to trip me up.) On the wiki’s list of unclaimed badfic, I noticed a particularly annoying example set in the Stargate verse. (It’s a Stu, of the Mirticular variety.) As such, I have decided to see if it is allowable for my agents to embark on such a quest.

Here is a sample of my writing. I don’t promise I’m thhe greatest writer to ever live, but I am pretty good, if I do say so myself.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6537353/1/PrideandCowardice

The agents who will undertake the mission are:

Agent Thomas Greenwall
Age: 18
Sex: Male
Home Continuum: World One

Bio: Most people first describe Agent Greenwall as “enthusiastic.” He is known for his constant pacing, loud talking, and always being excited about everything, even venturing into badfic. (“I get to help the canon, which is AWESOME!”) He has only been on the job for a month, and only recently been assigned to the department of Mary Sues. A pool is currently going as to how long he will think his job is (deep breath) AWESOME! No one has a time frame of longer than three pieces of badfic.

Weapon of Choice: AK-47 (“It’s not subtle, but I’ve always wanted to use one of these!”) Also carries a wicked K-Bar, which he has never used on a mission.

Agent Orken 7861
Age: ~24
Sex: Male
Home Continuum: Animorphs

Bio: Cynical and easily annoyed, Agent Seveneightsixone believes he was given Agent Greenwall as his partner due to the laws of narrative comedy. He also believes that it has something to do with an attempt by Upstairs to tone down Greenwall’s behavior. Time will tell if it’s successful.

Orken is a Yeerk nothlit from the post war Animorph’s continuity, recruited while his native fic was on the verge of deletion. Simply due to his lack of Sue tendencies, while being an original character, an Agent recruited him. (She claims it had NOTHING to do with an attempt at receiving a vacation.) He has been on the job for two years, and has gone through two partners in that time. His last one went insane after a particularly rough job involving Edward Cullen, three eggs, and a talking toilet. (The toilet was the Sue.) He has taken enough Bleeprin to forget the specifics, but his partner went insane before any help could be given to her.

Weapon of Choice: Dracon Beam. (“Sometimes, being able to just disintegrate a Sue can have it’s advantages.”) He picks up as many as possible whenever in the Animorphs continuity, and keeps them in a cabinet in his response center. He also carries an impossibly sharp katana. He mostly uses it to cut fruit, which looks really cool when done with a Katana.


The mission will be run in the following Badfic. It’s on the list of unclaimed badfic for a reason.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5820378/1/Stargate_Discovery