Subject: Welcome, Newbie!
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Posted on: 2011-01-08 15:02:00 UTC
Obviously, we're all very friendly. I'm not really one (I'm bitter and cold after my partner died in a tragic accident involving a Sue using a Death Note. Poor guy never saw the bus coming.) but I'll be around as wise teacher and big brother figure.
For welcoming gift, here's a box of 12-gague shotgun shells. They'll come in handy.