Yeah, kind of long but I couldn't make it much shorter without cutting something that I thought it would miss.
It's SFW and SFB, if you don't mind seeing Legolas paired with Arwen by someone who seems to have problems with units, numbers and how bows work.
I'd love it if someone could read it over, mostly for plot and humour. I've proof-read and spell-checked it, but a glance over it for SPAG would be appreciated, if possible.
Thanks!