Subject: Also, next time Noodle is in Medical ...
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Posted on: 2011-01-06 12:32:00 UTC
... I think either your agents or Molly and Kieran need to be forcibly stopped from giving her the "guitar with a wand in the long pointy bit".
In which Adder and Deuce take on Harry Potter's answer to "Light and Dark: The Adventures of Dark Yagami", many Mini-Acromantulas are born and sexual innuendos are made, and Dumbledore explodes.
http://rc6664.webs.com/mission7.htm
Enjoy!
I still can't believe how you guys can do something to stop things like this troll fic. I hope I will do that, some day. Good job!
This mission was the kind of giggle-fest that we all should strive for. Well done! I especially like that the agents had fun with it, too. It's a nice change from suffering, even humorous suffering. {= )
~Neshomeh
Yet another mission that begins with somebody throwing up!
Wasn't a good omen in mine. Wasn't a good omen in yours.
Good job with that badfic. I just don't even know when it comes to HPbadfic, man. DX
I find myself feeling more and more that somewhere a society exists solely to create bad fics for the PPC to make missions out of. Its the only explanation for this kind of thing.
Is there a full list of all the Mini-Acromantulas created by this thing? I can't believe all the misspellings. I mean, this is a troll, right? Please say yes. Even if it's not true. I want to believe it's a trollfic.
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Awesome!
BTW, wanna co-write an interlude where Molly and Kieran meet in the Nursery again, and then their parental figures show up? I think it could be fun.
Nice mission. I laughed a lot. Which is good.
How did you get through that? That is a hideous, hideous fic.
On the other hand, the mission itself gave me chest pains from laughing too hard.
Bleeproducts for you both. (Er, Deuce does know that Bleepstuffs are non-alcoholic by nature, right? Bleep and alcohol put together go boom.)
Since you mentioned it, I went back and noticed that was a little vague, so I added in some internal commentary on Adder's part to make that a little clearer.
Nope, he is not aware of that, and if anyone does tell him, it will stop making him drunk. Adder is simply much too entertained by him to say anything.
... I think either your agents or Molly and Kieran need to be forcibly stopped from giving her the "guitar with a wand in the long pointy bit".
I especially like that stepping on a cat was included on the charge list. I was laughing so hard that it was driving my kids crazy that I wouldn't tell them why.
I hope they stole a bunch of artifacts. That "guitar which had a wand built into the long pointy bit. Every string on the guitar was a dragon hartstring which made the wand like super powered" and "double barrel bazooka machine pistol which was the most powerful gun ever except a nuclear bomb which he couldn't make because he didn't have any nuclears with him" were great.
I liked the part about Deuce getting drunk, but he'd stop if she told him it wasn't alcoholic.
Cruelty to cats is an instant trip to my personal hate list. {= P I half-expected the agents to adopt it, but I guess two pets is plenty for one RC. Unless you're Trojie and Pads.
~Neshomeh
ROFL!