Subject: Good to have you a-Board!
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Posted on: 2010-12-31 10:13:00 UTC
Welcome, new friend! Have some AAAAAA batteries. I have no idea what they're meant to power, but if nothing else, you can toss them in a campfire and see what happens.
New to PPC!
laconic new guy! here you have a DVD pack, featuring all the seasons of Friends. You can watch them or throw them at Sues, whatever works better for you.
I will improve my throwing skills, and make "Friends" into a deadly weapon! Ha Ha Haa!
Reading list:
Original Series
Lord of the Rings
Discworld
In that order, for minimum confusion. Although, really, all that is required is the Original Series by Jay & Acacia.
How'd you find us? Have some chocolate!
I have all of the Lord of the rings books, but sadly, no Discworld. I'll read the original series today.
I heard about the PPC on tv tropes, sadly.
Thanks for the chocolate!
Many people learn about the PPC through tvtropes. It's not sad.
Discworld is really really REALLY hilarious... kind of the opposite of LotR because LotR is kind of high and pure and otherworldly and Discworld is something everyone can relate to. But both are terrrific. :D
I'LL have to read discworld. I might have to find it online...
Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, won't you?
Thank you! I like chocolate.
Umm... ok. Thank you, have a nice day!
Just kidding.
I don't know how much you know about the PPC, but feel free to ask about anything you don't understand. Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.
Thank you! So, what else should I do?
to check out the PPC Wiki page on Permission requirements. Summarised, they are "hang around for a month or so, posting so we get to know you better, and then ask for Permission" but there are other details in there too. Other than that, I recommend checking out the Original Series (also on the wiki) and generally familiarising yourself with the place.
Thank you. I'll read them.
Have a pet cat, a funny hat, and a rabid bat.
So, what are your fandoms, delicious friend?
I'll read anything, as long as it's good. I don't have any particular favorites.
Don't feed it Sues or Stus.
I'll be sure not to! Thank you!
Welcome, new friend! Have some AAAAAA batteries. I have no idea what they're meant to power, but if nothing else, you can toss them in a campfire and see what happens.
Ha! I'll try, but hopefully they aren't highly explosive!
Maybe they're nuclear?
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
On my new ship! BBQ! I love BBQ!
Hey there! Have an alarm clock plushie and a Happy New Year. :)
~X.B.
Happy new year to you too!
Have a monocle.
Thank you, I'll add it to my collection!
Welcome! Have a hat, knit from the spun pelts of only the softest of Cute Animal Friends. Sure to keep you warm in the most coldly hostile Suvian environments!
I'll be sure to keep it! Thanks!