But it's probably not the best idea to actually put the entire MST here, no. For one thing, as said, while this community certainly has a lot of MST fans, that's not exactly what the Board is for, and links are different to posts. More pragmatically, threads on this board fall off after a while and no one will see them again, so indeed, LJ or a similar site are better places for long-term publication.

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> There's nothing wrong with it.
KAT: Except that it’s a Sue-ish name.
> And about your parents..."
KAT: [Koyuki] Except that, yeah, they’re dead and it totally sucks to be you.
>I cut him off.
JACKSON, BRIAN and MICAH: [Wince]
KIRA: Not like that!
BRIAN: I hope not! No guy deserves that punishment!
JACKON: Unless they’re a total douche.
> "Please don't. I don't need your pity.
KEIKO: In other words, “Please, please, please I need your pity! I pitifully need you to pity my pitiful ass!”
> Just please leave me alone" I said holding back tears. He
> walked away and Karei said "See Koyuki. Forget about her.
> She's not worth it."
BRIAN: For $229.28 she sure as hell ain’t!
>The bell rang and I was the last on
MICAH: Even after everyone else got off the bus, I rode it to the end of the line. I’m that Emo.
> to leave the room. I went to my next class, which was
> math.
JACKSON: I astounded everyone there with my ability to count to potato!
MICAH: [Yami] One… another one… another one… C…
> Again I sat in the most secluded seat
BRIAN: [Same student] Oh come on! Stop taking my seat, dammit!
> I could fined.
MICAH: I fined that secluded seat $40. I needed to make some kind of money.
> The teacher walked in and right behind her was Karei.
KIRA: Uhm, question: why?
KAT: Because she’s supposed to be a bitch.
> "Ok class we have a new student to day.
JACKSON: [Teacher] She’s Emo, wants pity, and she’s the new transfer student. Just deal with her as you see fit.
> Her name is Yami Hakumei. Every one try to be nice
MICAH: Keyword being try. No guaranteeing the standard pelting of tomatoes and rotten vegetables, alright?
> and show her around and help her if she gets lost. Ok now
> that introductions are over let get back to math."
KIRA: This has to be the most tactless teacher ever.
> she said kindly. She went to the bored
JACKSON: And nailed their hands to the desk. Try being bored now!
> and wrote down a math problem. "Can anyone figure this
> out in there head?...Anyone?"
JACKSON: [Raises his hand] It equals potato!
OTHERS: …
KEIKO: [Slaps JACKSON with a paper fan.] No.
> It was a very complicate math problem. I new
KAT: If she says “transfer student”, I’m gonna pop her!
> the answer
KAT: Oh.
> but I didn't want to say anything until.
MICAH: Someone actually smelled it.
BRIAN: What are you… OH MY GOD, MICAH!
KAT and KEIKO: [Strike a match and wave it around.]
> "Yami do you know the answer?"
MICAH: [Yami] Considering I didn’t have this homework the night previous due being the new transfer student, I don’t know.
> she asked desperately. "Well, X86, YZ, So Y and Z both
> 1,739 and in the other problem X 67 so the hole problem
> is impossible unless you add 6"
MICAH: [Yami, smugly] Yeah, look at me, I’m a genius at math.
KEIKO: [Teacher] …You forgot to carry the 4.
MICAH: [Yami] Sonnuvabitch!
> I finished answering the question and every one was
> looking at me amazed,
JACKSON: [Student] Holy crap she’s a Sue!
OTHERS: [Students raising panic]
> including the teacher. I was really proud of my self until
KIRA: I realized I forgot I left the stove on at home.
> Karei said "Wow she's a teachers pet too."
KAT: I knew someone like Karei. She did this exact same thing to me once.
KIRA: Really? What’d you do?
KAT: I threw my chair at the bitch.
>Every one started laughing and the smile on my face turned
> into a frown
JACKSON: That’s not a lack of self-esteem, that’s indigestion. She just had something from White Castle is all.
> and I put my head down on the desk.
MICAH: And back to the Crying Emo Position.
> "Ok let's get back to work class."
>The rest of the day was the same.
BRIAN: Like all of Lil’ Wayne’s albums.
> People talking about me.
KEIKO: Why would the other students talk about her? She’s as much of a shut-in as Shinji Ikari!
> With in the time I got there to the time lunch started,
> many stories about me had erupted.
BRIAN: Optimus Christ almighty, four hours in school and already everyone’s writing fan fiction about her!
JACKSON: It’s like Harry Potter all over again! We’re not safe!
> The only one I heard was that I killed both my parents
> and made it look like my dad did it.
KIRA: [Yami] I quickly decided none of these people were going to write a biography about me.
> With that being spread around at lunch I sat alone.
KAT: The moment she comes unhinged and tosses someone out a window I will laugh my ass off.
KIRA: You’re… you’re kinda scary sometimes, Kat.
> I went to the last of my classes and went home, well as
> close to home as I could get. It was more are less a tent
> in the woods. I had no more family to go to so I lived in
> the forest.
MICAH: Wait; where the hell is Child Services? Shouldn’t they have put her in an orphanage or something? Do they even exist in Japan?
KEIKO: Kind of. But they usually just take the orphans to train them to ride around in giant robots, wear colorful jumpsuits and fight aliens.
MICAH: So… The Power Rangers are a Japanese government project?
KEIKO: Well… not at first.
>My whole family was dead. I only ever had a mom, dad and a
> grandmother but they are all dead now.
JACKSON: Why I’m not living with my grandfather, who is hinted to be the only living relative I could have, is not relevant.
> Both of my parents were the only children in there family
> so I had no aunts or uncles.
KAT: No wonder her parents are dead. They couldn’t handle the thought of their daughter being an emo!
>As I walked home I was feeling really sad about my parents.
MICAH: My god, give this girl some valium or something!
> I never really liked or cared for either of them.
KAT: I may be somewhat selfish at times, but at least I remember my parent’s own goddamn birthdays!
> But when people say things like what happened at school
> it makes me feel like I have to have parents to be normal.
BRIAN: You think maybe she should see a psychiatrist about this?
KIRA: Brian, the only thing a shrink is going to do and make her even more of a pain in everyone’s ass.
> Maybe that's it. Maybe I'm just not normal.
MICAH: When you go around being a little crybaby like this, you’re enforcing everyone else’s look on you!
> Or was I felling bad about ignoring that boy in my study.
JACKSON: Or indigestion. Those chicken rings didn’t seem to settle right…
> I don't know.
MICAH: That’s the author’s response when asked where she as going to take this story.
>I arrived at the entrance to the forest path.
BRIAN: I wish she was at Aokigahara forest.
KEIKO: Don’t say that! I lost a cousin there, you bastard!
> I walked in.
KAT: And was quickly mauled by a bear and put out of my misery.
> I walked about 30 yards and looked for the heart tree.
> Its tree that's trunk was split in 2 and the 2 sides meet
> and form a heart shape.
KIRA: How it’s possible the tree was made is anyone’s guess.
> That's the marker I use
KIRA: To draw on people’s faces when they pass out stoned or drunk.
>to fined the right place to turn. I turned into the dark
> forest
KAT: Oh god it’s the ending of David the Gnome all over again!
JACKSON: NOOOOOO! DAAVIIIID! WHYYY???! [Begins crying]
KAT: [In disbelief] Holy crap someone else remembers that show!
> and walked. I pulled out my flash light and the batteries
> died.
MICAH: She’s so emo the batteries committed suicide!
> I kept hitting it
JACKSON: ...[Opens his mouth to say something.]
KAT: [Readies a boot to throw at him]
JACKSON: [Closes his mouth.]
> and it flickered but no luck it was dead. It was getting
> dark and I still wasn't home. The sun almost set when I
> reached my tent. I crawled in and my food had been eaten
> and torn apart.
BRIAN: Yogi Bear goes berserk in Japan.
> I hole
JACKSON: Apple will make anything nowadays won’t they?
MICAH: Shit kicker it’s going to cost up to a $1000 more than most of the stuff they’ve made so far.
KIRA: The big question is what does it do?
> in the back of the tent and food all over the tent
BRIAN: Geez, she leaves the whole place a mess! Where is her moth—oh, right.
> and behind the tent. I sat on my feet and said "great
> this is just wonderful. No food, a hole in the tent and
> its going to rain tonight"
JACKSON: [Yami] Could things get worse?
>I also had a radio to check the weather.
KAT: But that caught fire.
> I turned it on. "A powerful storm is headed our way
> tonight.
KAT: As if this story isn’t enough of a shit-storm as it is?
> There's flood warning all over the county. Wind gusts as
> fast as 70mph."
JACKSON: She had to ask…
>I switched of the radio and cleaned up the food. I had to
> carry it far from the tent. It was dark and I want shore
KIRA: Then you should have lived near a beach!
MICAH: Alright, let’s take a break.
ALL: [Get up and shuffle out.]

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