Have some chocolate of the dark minty variety! And look, a new DVD! (I'm not going to tell you what movie; you can decide for yourself...Boarder magic makes for good gifts, eh?)


"Fair warning, though I tend to brush off some changes to canon in fics... There is a line. You cross it, I kinda lose it. Same with gratuitous use of Vampires as plot devices. Eheh... I'll try not to leave a mess."

Glad you said that up front. Everyone's ideas/beliefs are allowed here (and we do indeed have a bit of everyhthing), just so long as you're prepared to explain yourself. Vehemently. Possibly multiple times and in multiple ways.

Don't worry, though- this community strives mostly for 3 things:
1) Being opposite of Suethors
2) Being snarky, sarcastic
3) Having fun

And I daresay you can deal with at least one of those! :)
-cough-numberthree-cough-

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Have a generic book of your choice. Nice to meet a Yu-gi-oh fan. I read a bit of it, and I'm starting to check out more.

Have a folding car. It folds itself inbto a rather heavy case when not needed. (And, if someone is asking, is from the Back to the Future animated series. No, this one doesn't travel in time, sorry.) Be careful, it has a faulty folding mechanism so it can unfold itself randomly.

Don't feed it Sues or Stus.

Have a pet cat. You may name her whatever you wish. She comes with a limited edition, free-range apple. Oh yes. Worship the apple.

Glad to have you here. ^_^ If you've looked at our handy guidelines, then you'll know you need about a month of activity on the Board before asking for Permission, so's you can write your own missions. In the meantime, glad to have you here~

Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. They come in handy for throwing at annoying people and distracting the easily distractable.

Here's a grill. It runs on charcoal, mini-Balrogs, and/or flames. You can keep it on the ship, if you like.

Welcome, new friend!

Let me hook you up with the Deluxe Vampire Resistance Kit and Hot Plate. You've got your freeze dried garlic, three-sizes of stakes, as well as an pair of iron hammers, which can be crossed to form a crucifix if stakes are unavailable, whittling tools for making new stakes, and a specialized flashlight that recreates sunlight's effects in the undead (good against certain zombies, too!), plus a year's supply of batteries for same. There's also a hot plate.

Here you have a bag of sour candies and a random Gainax ending. It seems to be the one from Evangelion, so keep it away from angels or the world will end.

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQs!