Subject: Happy Birthday!
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Posted on: 2010-12-05 00:29:00 UTC
Here, have a plushie Companion Cube. It will stay with you forever, and you don't have to put it in an Aperture Science Companion Cube Euthanasia Vent once you are finished hugging it. Also, some cake (which is not a lie).
Well, it's December the fourth, and that means it's this Boarder's birthday once more. I am...still younger than most others here =(
Still! I'm fifteen today! Cake and grief counselling will be available for all.
Oh, and my b-day was the 24 of November... I forgot to post... darn.
(Writing a proxy server - I need to make sure I can get HTML forms to work properly.)
...But happy birthday anyway!
(Hands over a chocolate cupcake with a candle in it)
Be sure to blow out the candle first!
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQs!
Here's some Bleeprin and chocolate.
Have a VAST amount of confetti, a catapult, and some candy! I apologize for the late gifts.
*leaves fuzzy slippers as a present*
Sorry I haven't been on much, my best friend (who I hadn't seen in 7 years) is visiting, which makes me VERY happy.
♪ This is your birthday song it's not very long! ♪
Here, have a plushie Companion Cube. It will stay with you forever, and you don't have to put it in an Aperture Science Companion Cube Euthanasia Vent once you are finished hugging it. Also, some cake (which is not a lie).
Here, have an Adamatium Knife! It'll cut through whatever cake you have easily! Unless it's made of adamantium as well of course. Hope 15 is a lucky year for you!
Have a sack of pebbles, a customised sling to throw them with, and a basket of delicious and nutritious home-grown Bleeprin-berries. ^^
Happy birthday to you
We'll make cakes out of Sue
With sprinkles and icing
And glitter in, too!
Have a folding car. It becomes a rather heavy case when not in use. Be careful, it has a tendency to unfold itself. Do not put it near fragile things.
Fifteen! That's ten plus five, nine plus six, eight plus seven...all of that.
I'm younger than you - only fourteen, and recently turned.
Here, have a coffee mug with your name on it! It's made of porcelain - be careful with it!
Again, happy birthday!
Cheers!
~X.B.