But here are some Anti-Lustin baloons!

Here is a handwritten manuscript of A Study in Scarlet and a bag of Victorian money--both pilfered from a badfic.

Also a six pack of Bleepbeer and a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf.

Have a generic book of your choice.

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Have a folding car. It folds into a rather heavy case when not needed. However, it has a tendency to unfold itself when it shouldn't. Be careful.

*I /failed/ NaNoWriMo...*

Have some matches and candles. (You seem to have gotten several cakes already.)

Have some Convenient Cake, and a bar of chocolate :)

Have a chocolate cupcake with a candle in it (But don't forget to blow it out first)!

Yay for birthdays! ^_^

*gives you a sack of pebbles, your own customised sling, and a basket of delicious Bleeprin-berries*

And a manly pat on the back for everyone who worked on NaNoWriMo this year!

Happy Birthday to you, have a cake with a rubber duck on the top.
Well done to all NaNoWriMo people, as well. I didn't do it this year, but well done to all of you who won! And those who didn't, as well.

It's my birthday too! I turn 23 today!

*puts on a silly party hat of his own*

Happy birthdays all around!

Happy birthday!

And congrats to those who have finished NaNo! /was too busy to attempt it this year... or the past three years. >.>

I finished two days ago, with about 50,763 words (okay, so I checked). At long last, I finished something worthwhile, and no one (except me) will ever write horrible fan fiction of it. Yay!
Happy birthday to you as well. Have a random heavy object--great for hitting sues, their pets, or your annoying partner.
-H_W