Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At The PPC Part XVI by
Asheel
on 2010-11-14 19:11:00 UTC
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n. I will not give copies of "Twilight" or any of its sequels to vampire characters in more 'gritty' settings.
- n.a. Especially not Alucard, in the "Hellsing" manga or OVA.
- n.b. Even more especially if I include a map.
- n.c. And a conveniently placed portal.
- n.d. And a handwritten note, detailing exactly how to bypass the cast's fortune telling earl warning system.
- n.e. And another SR-71 Blackbird.
- n.f.In fact, I'm not allowed to open/enter portals to "Helling" in general.
n+1. No matter what continuum I claim to be from, a black cloak and Guy Fawkes mask is never acceptable formal-wear.
n+2. The "Forget-me-stick" is not an acceptable replacement for my neuralizer.
n+3. I am not allowed to kill off RPG warrior Stus by dropping them off in "Tucker's Kobolds"
n+4. I am no longer allowed to requisition/fire/obtain/touch the following weapons without express written permission of at least three more senior PPC agents: void grenade, harkannon, minigun, sack full of adamantium power doorknobs, dobie-o-matic, wave motion gun.
Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At The PPC Part XVI by
Aeidhryn
on 2010-11-11 23:26:00 UTC
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I shall not spend days thinking of a proper speech so I can feel just as epic as Barid starting the foodfight.
I shall not under any circumstances start a foodfight, speech or not.
I shall not under any circumstances /promote/ a foodfight
I shall not under any circumstances point my CAD at Bella Swan to see what interesting smells it gives out when it explodes.
I shall not point out to our minority group of Twilighters that Bella Swan's initials are... well, you know.
I will not in any way mention the C-word during normal Board discussions, for fear of resurrecting potentially scarring memories. *too late*
Likewise giving up on the numbering. by
Wide Eyed Idealist
on 2010-11-11 04:43:00 UTC
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. Confetti cannons filled with glitter? Very Bad Idea.
- Confetti cannons filled with sugar? Also not a good idea.
- Confetti cannons filled with anything but confetti are not a good idea.
- Confetti cannons are, in fact, not a good idea whatever they contain.
###. Keep any and all characters from musical continua out of the Spellsinger verse, please. Thank you.
###. A celebrity's public persona, no matter how inaccurate or Suvian, is not a fictional character. So stop trying to assassinate Taylor Swift.
- Also, the Bad Slash agent attempting to exorcise any celebrities appearing in the gossip columns will be punished.
###. "My Immortal" is a better song than it is a fic. But still, blasting it regularly is unlikely to lead to anything good.
- Whoever found the dance remix, STOPPIT.
(unnumbered, because they always get mixed up anyway): by
doctorlit
on 2010-11-10 20:12:00 UTC
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*I will not hide in the background and hum main characters' theme songs during important scenes in which they appear.
-Nor will I quietly sing songs from musicals during the scenes in which they would appear in the non-musical adaptations of the same continuum.
*I will not portal into video games and attempt to beat the main characters' high scores at mini-games.
*I will not portal Agent Luxury and a demon from All-world into the same room to see who would "win."
-I will not cause other agents brain damage by making them think about what "winning" would entail in this situation.
-Or making them think about the situation at all.
*I will not portal to the Haunted Mansion for the express purpose of getting a Hitchhiking Ghost to follow me home.
Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At The PPC Part XVI by
Marx
on 2010-11-10 03:48:00 UTC
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1131: I will not yell "double rainbow" when I see a portal.
-the same goes for monolith travel.
1132: I will not attempt to distract the SO with a flashlight.
1133: I will not refer to the late Makes-Things as "that one Q guy".
Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At The PPC Part XVI by
PoorCynic
on 2010-11-09 21:32:00 UTC
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1131: I will not refer to interns as 'furniture.'
-- Or 'decoys.'
-- Or 'test subjects,' unless said interns work in DoSAT or DMSE&R.
1132: I will not tell any of the AI agents to open the pod bay doors.
-- I will also not ask them for cake.
1133: I will not ask people if they are on Team Jacob or Team Edward.
1134: I will remember that I am not Deadpool, and so cannot break the fourth wall.
1135: I will not use my CAD to crush spiders.
1136: I will not set up a tent by the Fountain of Bleepka and claim that I am on a camping trip.
1137: I will not blame everything on Luxury.
-- Unless it actually is her fault.