Subject: Well...
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Posted on: 2010-11-10 21:13:00 UTC
You need a certain resistance and a huge stockpile of Bleeprin, but if one man can read the whole thing aloud, this is entirely possible.
Also, there will be so many charges you might be able to kill her off before the first sex scene.
Have Fun.
...Hi...
It's been a little over a month since I first started posting on the Board, and I'd like to request permission (as the subject line hints at).
Agents - Travis and Jen. Travis used to work for Team Rocket, and Jen was an Officer Jenny cadet. Both fell into HQ on the same day and wound up as partners, much to their annoyence. Jen is very strict about rules (she sometimes forgets she's not in a police force) and is easily angered. Travis is generally very hyper and is a huge kleptomaniac.Jen's very Lawful Good, while Travis is Chaotic Neutral/Evil. They work in the Department of Floaters, normally with video games.
I might come up with some more agents later on.
Writing sample: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5782852/1/ThebSockpenguinb_Adventures. This is a Pokémon fanfic with a mostly OC cast. The chapters that are up were reworked recently.
Fanfic: I'd like to spork My Inner Life. Yes, that My Inner Life (http://linksqueen.tripod.com/mil.html). I know it's a major doozy, but I've got some ideas concerning it.
...What do you think, sirs?
My Inner Life? Seriously? Dude, I'm reading an MSTed version of that thing right now. It's hideous! If you can PPC that, I'll salute you, then shower you with cookies.
I'm probably going to skip over the smut, because I have little smut tolerance. Even without it, I'm pretty sure I can rack up quite the charge list...
Turns out my smut tolerance is a lot higher than I thought, hence my ability to read (nearly) all of it. Though it could also be the fact that the smut is so wildly over the top that it'd be hilarious if it weren't so awful. I swear, in the course of her monstrously bland sex descriptions, Jenna Sue uses the word 'tiger' more often than you and I put together have fingers and toes.
You need a certain resistance and a huge stockpile of Bleeprin, but if one man can read the whole thing aloud, this is entirely possible.
Also, there will be so many charges you might be able to kill her off before the first sex scene.
Have Fun.
For the sake of Sylibane's future agents, let's hope so.