Welcome to the PPC, cadet! Just be careful when you read the PPC'd fanfics, though. Even ones that don't have mary sues can be quite a chore to read.

Rammu, famlusa du dra PPC. So hysa ec Ykahd Silver. E ruba dryd oui yna ypma du ahzuo drec bmyla yc silr yc E tu. Ryja y kuut tyo.

You have receved Al Bhed primer III, C = S

Nice to see another anime fan, espeically one with such good taste. ^^

Here have some chocolate pocky, and enjoy your stay here!

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Yay for a Bleach, Pokemon, KH, and Potter fan ^_^ Here, have this Pokeball containing a starter of your choice, and this five-pound bag of assorted candy. Try not to feed it to the Pokemon though.

Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder" You shan't need it here. Also, here are hugs!

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this stylish red overcoat as a welcoming present.

Always nice to have new recruits on here kid. Here's a crowbar and some lockpicks. An explorer should always keep those two on hand.

Welcome, new friend!

Have a tarantula on a leash. Just don't walk her too close to a tree; she might climb up and eat the birds!

Hello! I'm not the newest anymore, so you can have a set of kunai I...acquired. . Use them wisely, don't tell anyone they were from me, if a ninja asks where you got them, lie.

Here, have this conical hat. It's made from tinfoil and duct tape.

I think I'm going to like you very much.

Here's a load of dark chocolate. You can survive on it for about three days if that's all you eat.

Do you plan on writing missions?

Welcome to the Board! I'm not much for anime, but I love Harry Potter myself. And caffeine patches sound like an awesome idea.

I hereby present you with a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. Use them well in the defence of Canon. :D

Hi, have a slim jim

Hi, welcome to the board and have some cookies.

Have a pet cat and a Pie of Rassilon. You may name the cat whatever you wish, and if it has a lot of consonants, you win Th Game! (which, incidentally, you just lost.) As for the pie...don't ask what the filling is.

So, who's your favourite HP character?

Have a Jaguar cub! Don't feed it Sues or Stus.