Any RHPS fans with Permission feel like killing some Mary Sues?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4895006/1/GiveYourselfOver
OC (author avatar) stumbles upon the Frankenstein Place and is whirled into a life of badly written debauchery. Author thinks that Frank's full name is "Frank N. Futer."

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4426765/1/ThatTuesdayin_Autumn
Oh, dear Lord...this one's painful. Plot warping, poor descriptions, two 'Sue daughters of Riff Raff and Magenta, and an author who doesn't know what "further ado" means. (Excuse me, "a do.")