Whatever flavours you like :)

Subject: Whatever flavours you like :)
Author: The Trojanhorse
Posted on: 2010-10-14 21:12:00 UTC

And there are plenty of people more talented than me on this Board!

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*sidles back in* by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-14 06:09:00 UTC Reply

Uh, hi guys :)

Just, y'know, dipping my toes back in the water here. I am aware that I kind of freaked out after that whole Boosette 'the PPC are bullies' thing and when I became aware that my freakout was colouring the whole PPC experience for me (a realisation that took longer than it should have) I sort of, uh, ran away.

*coughs*

But I am feeling much more stable in the brainpan on the issue now and so I am back. I just had to cut any and all meta out of my diet :)

So, anyone up for cake, jelly and icecream?

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Welcome back! by Mystia on 2010-10-16 16:50:00 UTC Reply

Heya Trojanhorse!

I know I saw you around back before I vanished, but now we're both back--so yay!

Glad to see you again and here, have some chocolate to replace the meta! :D
Hey, it's a Trojie! by Elcalion on 2010-10-16 12:35:00 UTC Reply

Welcome back - I've just delurked after a week away on a work ~~shameless junket~~ conference, and what do I see but a returned Trojie (and a few other posts).

Good to see you back around the Board.

Elcalion
Whoa! Present for everyone... by Aeidhryn on 2010-10-16 02:57:00 UTC Reply

...a 'I Glomped Troije' t-shirt!
I made 'em on short notice, so they'll all have to be One Size Fits None. But I daresay I'm not the only person with needle and thread around here.

*Raises hand* by KsandraMallan on 2010-10-16 11:43:00 UTC Reply

May I have one? ^_^

They're over next to the chocolate sauce. :D (nm) by Aeidhryn on 2010-10-16 13:29:00 UTC Reply

Also, do you want to friend my PPC Dreamwidth page? by Laburnum on 2010-10-16 00:52:00 UTC Reply

I friended yours. Mine's here: http://rc88.dreamwidth.org/
I think there's some stuff up there you might not have seen, though I don't know how interested you'd be.

I don't actually have a DW of my own by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-16 01:56:00 UTC Reply

And Pads is the main 'admin', as it were, on the RC45 one. We don't really use it as a reading list, more just somewhere to store missions. Sorry!

Ah well. Thanks anyway. by Laburnum on 2010-10-16 10:34:00 UTC Reply

There are a few things on mine I don't think you've seen, so if you wanna glance over it ...

Trojanhorse is Mr. Jelly! by Maudlin Hart on 2010-10-16 00:09:00 UTC Reply

Yaaay!

+++Please Reinstall Universe and Reboot+++ (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-16 01:55:00 UTC Reply

I am! by Aeidhryn on 2010-10-15 20:57:00 UTC Reply

And here's some chocolate, too.

mmm, delicious! (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-16 02:39:00 UTC Reply

Welcome Back! by Asheel on 2010-10-15 20:20:00 UTC Reply

pompous/>It's great to have you back! I, a newby, heartily approve of this new and exiting direction!

But really, though, welcome back; it's wonderful to have you again, love your fics.

Thanks :) (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-15 20:45:00 UTC Reply

Hi there! by Agent S7 on 2010-10-15 19:01:00 UTC Reply

I'm AgentS7, a newbie. Nice to meet you! I read your DOOM fanfic sporking, and there were quite a few lulz to be had there. From what everyone's saying, you're pretty important to the PPC. I guess I'll be reading some of your missions once I finish TOS! :-)

And here--take this Shark-Launcher. (It doesn't actually launch sharks, though. It just launches Robot Sharks. They were out of the "Real Shark" kind...some kind of PETA lawsuit.)

Sounds interesting, thanks!! by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-15 19:58:00 UTC Reply

No, not important, just been around a while, that's all :) Nice to meet you!

Don't be daft! by Cassie Cameron-Young on 2010-10-16 14:07:00 UTC Reply

Of course you're important! You are our shining Slash star! You are our Trojie! *glompity*

Welcome back. by JulyFlame on 2010-10-15 18:03:00 UTC Reply

You seem to have developed a fanbase. Is it the cake?

It must be the cake by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-15 19:57:00 UTC Reply

Otherwise, it's a little startling. Nice startling, but startling!

How could you not? by Aeidhryn on 2010-10-16 02:48:00 UTC Reply

You've been
A) gone a loooong time
B) Pads' partner (and pads semi-recently created a stir by leaving)
C) Writing a heck of a lot
D) Taken on a Legendary Badfic
E) probably the model of a Slash Department writer. The kind we point a finger at when people say, "wha? you don't just slay Sues? Omgeezies!1!!"

Did I forget anything?

Nah, but if I stumble upon your name way more than twice on the Wikia, you've done something worthwhile. I think.

Plus, you're a Narnia fan. Who doesn't like another Narnia fan? Well, at least no one dislikes Narnia, but that's not the point...

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Stoppit, you're making me blush. by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-16 02:51:00 UTC Reply

Narnia

You were blushing in the first place! (nm) by Aeidhryn on 2010-10-16 02:54:00 UTC Reply

*hides under a rock* (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-16 02:56:00 UTC Reply

Wait! by Aeidhryn on 2010-10-16 02:59:00 UTC Reply

You're supposed to make your rounds now. The party's still going, right? It's real easy- "Yes, nice to meet you (why are all these newbs hanging around?) the cake is over there (dodges spill) thank you for the random gift (what am I going to do with this) another glomper... (aah!)yes maybe I don't know... (drifts off muttering)"

Whee! Welcome back! by Kyoki on 2010-10-15 16:48:00 UTC Reply

It's nice to see you again!

To commemorate this event, have a special edition sonic screwdriver with x^2 functions and a gimungous bag of jelly babies!

It's just what I've always wanted! Thanks :) (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-15 19:56:00 UTC Reply

Um, Hi Troije. by TheLowtide on 2010-10-15 16:20:00 UTC Reply

It's nice to hear that you're back, even if Troije and Pads are retired for good. I'm TheLowtide, a newbie around here, and I'm quite glad to see you around. Your missions were my introduction to the PPC, and I was quite sad to hear about the, um, wig-out and subsequent retirement of Pads. But it's still nice to hear that you've come back, even if it's only to chat. I guess I'll see you on the board!

Oh, and because it's already here... *Omn Noms some icecream*

Nice to meet you! by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-15 19:56:00 UTC Reply

I hope you liked the missions :)

Yay! by Firebird766 on 2010-10-15 10:14:00 UTC Reply

I will provide lemon cake with sprinkles dotted in the frosting!

Yum! (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-15 19:54:00 UTC Reply

Welcome back. by The 9th Blue Mage on 2010-10-15 06:58:00 UTC Reply

I've recently heard about the Boosette incident as well. Although I was a little discouraged about participating here after reading about it, the feeling quickly went away a few hours later.

Anyway, good to see that you're back, Trojanhorse. Hope you continue to participate as much as you possibly can.

Um... by Mystia on 2010-10-16 16:49:00 UTC Reply

Can I ask what the Boosette incident was? I seem to have missed it.

--Mystia
Let's put it behind us :) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-15 19:53:00 UTC Reply

(feel free to call me Trojie, everyone does!)

Welcome back! by Neshomeh on 2010-10-15 06:38:00 UTC Reply

I have nothing to give but hugs, but they don't run out. {= ) *hugs*

I'm all for cake and ice cream, but how does jelly fit in? Also, is that the sort of jelly that we would call by a different name in America?

~Neshomeh

*hugs* by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-15 19:52:00 UTC Reply

Hugs are awesome ^_^

Jelly ... it's like, you put it in a mould and it wobbles? There are other kinds?

Sorry, I was out late last night and I'm kind of incoherent :)

Oh, that! by Neshomeh on 2010-10-15 20:05:00 UTC Reply

Yeah, we generally refer to it by the brand-name, Jell-O, or just jello. Sometimes gelatin. Jelly is stuff that you spread on toast, like jam or marmalade or preserves, but it has no seeds or bits of stuff in it. {= )

I still wouldn't eat it alongside cake and ice cream, but then I'm not much of a fan to begin with.

~Neshomeh

Well how about some ... by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-15 20:17:00 UTC Reply

... cream, custard, chocolate mousse, chocolate sauce, trifle, chocolate chips or strawberries? :)

Ooooh. by Neshomeh on 2010-10-16 16:26:00 UTC Reply

Now you are speaking my language! *happily noms self into chocolate coma*

~Neshomeh
I've got the chips and strawberries... (nm) by Aeidhryn on 2010-10-16 02:49:00 UTC Reply

As a fellow member of the royalty once (didn't) say... by Duchess of Lancaster on 2010-10-15 05:30:00 UTC Reply

Let them eat cake!

*stands in the corner with mochi, then gives mochi to Trojanhorse*

You also are now the proud owner of a trench coat, a fedora, a pocket watch, and a tuxedo cat named Ariel. You now reek of class, madam.

As long as that's the only thing I reek of :) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-15 05:31:00 UTC Reply

Thanks!

(PS; feel free to call me Trojie, everyone does)

*hugs* by PitViperOfDoom on 2010-10-15 04:44:00 UTC Reply

I was worried you'd dropped off the face of the earth or something. We love our oldbies.

Yes! Cake, jelly, and ice cream for everyone!

*hugs back* by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-15 04:45:00 UTC Reply

Nope, not dropped off anything really :)

*cough* Do you think you'll be writing again? by Wide Eyed Idealist on 2010-10-15 03:36:00 UTC Reply

Just because I know you've been working with Pads forever, and since she's still gone, I didn't know if you'd want to start up again...

If this is a sensitive subject, then I'm sorry to bring it up. I was just curious.

Is 'we'll see' an answer? by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-15 03:40:00 UTC Reply

Because failing that I could go with 'maybe' :)

I don't think I'll ever get back to the prolificness of the past few years, and I'm pretty much definitely retiring Agent Trojie (because Trojie without Pads isn't really possible any more), but there may be a few more missions eventually.

Right now I'm more caught up in my own fic and original fiction anyway :) But as I say, we'll see!

If the agent goes by jakraziel on 2010-10-15 21:04:00 UTC Reply

Will you write us a nice goodbye interlude?

Something of that nature is in the works :) (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-16 02:40:00 UTC Reply

Yes. It's even a helpful answer, which is nice. by Wide Eyed Idealist on 2010-10-15 03:52:00 UTC Reply

I can definitely understand that. I'll miss Agent!Trojie, but there's certainly plenty to read already. *bows* And I completely understand why.

And best of luck with the non-PPC-related stuff. Is it posted anywhere that I might see it?

You can find my fic at the AO3 by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-15 04:01:00 UTC Reply

Here: http://archiveofourown.org/users/Trojie

Fandoms include BBC Merlin, Chronicles of Narnia, Star Trek 09, Harry Potter, Biggles and Black Books. Genres include angst, humour and pr0n. Pairings include slash and poly. Ratings go from General up to Explicit.

You have been warned! :)

Awesome! by Wide Eyed Idealist on 2010-10-15 19:57:00 UTC Reply

I really gotta get into BBC Merlin, a lot of my favorite fic authors write for it.

(Does anyone else use this line of reasoning, I wonder?)

Probably - I think it's good logic :) (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-15 19:59:00 UTC Reply

Welcome back by Phobos (aka. Barid) on 2010-10-14 23:43:00 UTC Reply

Welcome back. I would give you a plushie!Marquis de Sod, but I gave the last one to a newbie. So, to welcome you back, here is a tiny mechanical Queen Anne's Lace.

And I will have some ice cream, thank you. *Gets a scoop of Wasabi ice cream*

-Phobos

Thanks, I love it! (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-15 03:40:00 UTC Reply

Welcome back! Yay! by Miah on 2010-10-14 23:12:00 UTC Reply

And you brought treats. Yummy. Please take this replica Who scarf as a welcome back gift.

Mmm, warm! Thank you! (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-15 03:42:00 UTC Reply

Welcome back, ma'am! by doctorlit on 2010-10-14 22:01:00 UTC Reply

Good to have you back. We left the heater on in your room so it would be nice and warm for you.

Mmm, warm. Thank you! (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-14 22:05:00 UTC Reply

EEE HI! I'll get cooking! Or, uh, shopping! by Wide Eyed Idealist on 2010-10-14 20:46:00 UTC Reply

This clearly calls for a celebration.

*hits the shops with you* (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-14 21:26:00 UTC Reply

Yaaaaaay! Missed you! by Laburnum on 2010-10-14 20:15:00 UTC Reply

Here, have a hug from Moses. He's very huggable.

*hugs* by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-14 21:26:00 UTC Reply

Yes, yes he is :D

Hallo! by Khroma on 2010-10-14 19:57:00 UTC Reply

Hey, aren't you famous? Can I have an autogra- wait, never mind. Can I have some cake?

Welcome back! :)

Of course you can have some cake :) (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-14 21:25:00 UTC Reply

Welcome back. Here's a tall ship. by Khajidu on 2010-10-14 19:03:00 UTC Reply

Fair winds (back here)!

And don't forget to throw a BBQ party.

Feel free to bring a barbeque along :) (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-14 21:23:00 UTC Reply

BBQ is provided with the ship. by Khajidu on 2010-10-18 17:30:00 UTC Reply

As well as all the food necessary. And all the stuff.

We missed you. by Makari on 2010-10-14 18:43:00 UTC Reply

It'll be nice to have you back around. ^_^

...what sort of cake and ice cream? If chocolate is anywhere involved, I'm there.

Missed you too :) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-14 21:22:00 UTC Reply

All kinds. Especially chocolate.

O_O by KsandraMallan on 2010-10-14 16:03:00 UTC Reply

*Must not glomp...*

It's really nice to meet you, I did actually read most if not all of your missions thanks to the wiki... and yeah. *blush*

So, um, hi! And welcome back indeed.

*blushes* by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-14 21:20:00 UTC Reply

I am glompable :) Most of the credit for the missions goes to my very very awesome cowriters anyway!

Really? Yay! by KsandraMallan on 2010-10-15 14:04:00 UTC Reply

*Glomps!*

*hands welcome-back chocolate*

*is glomped* (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-15 19:55:00 UTC Reply

I was a little shy about this before... by Aeidhryn on 2010-10-16 02:53:00 UTC Reply

... but nevermind...
*GLOMP!*

*is yet again glomped* (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-16 02:54:00 UTC Reply

Eeeeeee Trojie! *glomps* by Cassie Cameron-Young on 2010-10-14 14:58:00 UTC Reply

Glad to see you back~ ^_^

*is glomped* by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-14 21:18:00 UTC Reply

Glad to be back :)

Hey There! by OpinionedAngel on 2010-10-14 14:36:00 UTC Reply

Welcome back, friend! Now that you're here, cake & ice cream for all!

And verily, we shall nom :) (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-14 21:17:00 UTC Reply

Welcome back! by Sergio Turbo on 2010-10-14 12:38:00 UTC Reply

*eats cake* Welcome back! If you promise that you will never freak out again, I'll give you a gun.

You know, guns are dangerous if put in the hands of crazy people...

I am the wrong person to give a gun to by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-14 21:15:00 UTC Reply

For a start, I am frightened of them. Additional issues are my habit of having panic attacks and my complete lack of depth-perception.

The thought is appreciated though :)

Oh, sorry. by Sergio Turbo on 2010-10-15 09:49:00 UTC Reply

I should be more careful about gifts to give to newbyes or to people that get back after a while...

What about a car that folds in a case? Since an old Mary-Sueish character I used a while ago had some of them and I'm thinking of killing him I think I can get some of them.

Even if your agents do not have a driving license, it is still a shiny thing to keep in a RC. (ANd potentially funny - what happens if the folding mechanism malfunctions?)

A folding car sounds fun, thanks! :) (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-15 19:54:00 UTC Reply

Welcome back! by PoorCynic on 2010-10-14 12:26:00 UTC Reply

Call out the trumpeters! Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and consumption of sugary snacks in the parlor!

We have a parlour? by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-14 21:14:00 UTC Reply

There should *always* be consumption of sugary snacks in it, if so.

As... by Aeidhryn on 2010-10-16 02:52:00 UTC Reply

As the question is not 'why' but 'why not', the proper question would not be 'do we have a parlor' but 'what thing do we not have in the PPC'? Who says we don't have a parlor?

Wayhey! by jakraziel on 2010-10-14 11:05:00 UTC Reply

Must not glomp talented PPCer I don't actually know. What flavors of icecream?

Whatever flavours you like :) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-14 21:12:00 UTC Reply

And there are plenty of people more talented than me on this Board!

Mint please. by jakraziel on 2010-10-15 01:00:00 UTC Reply

I had just finished reading through all your missions when you went.

Why not? by WikiMaster on 2010-10-14 10:39:00 UTC Reply

Yay sweets!
*hugsi* by Sedri on 2010-10-14 08:45:00 UTC Reply

Not that I need to greet you, given the now-nearing-a-hundred-and-eighty-thousand-words communication-in-progress, but hello :) For the record, I've sort of been hiding away from the Board myself lately, more for lack of time and energy than Fear Of... well, something. But all's well! :)

*hugs back* (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-14 09:32:00 UTC Reply

Mmm, cake and ice cream. by Pretzel on 2010-10-14 08:00:00 UTC Reply

*omnomnomnom*

Speaking of cake...

cake and icecream - always delicious :D (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-14 21:27:00 UTC Reply

CAKE!!! by Silikat on 2010-10-14 07:35:00 UTC Reply

*noms cake* Welcome back!

Thanks :) (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-14 21:28:00 UTC Reply

Caaaaaake by Platinumyo on 2010-10-14 06:31:00 UTC Reply

*om nom nom nom nom*

*joins in nomming* (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-14 21:29:00 UTC Reply

Sugar!!! by Calista on 2010-10-14 06:19:00 UTC Reply

Must have it... must have sugar...

Cake... mmm...

...yes, it's midterms week, how did you know?

Come on in, hang out. We were just talking about what makes a "strong female character"...

*scoffs cake with you* (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2010-10-14 06:20:00 UTC Reply