Here's a chocolate one and a metal one. One's for eating and one's for killing Sues--please don't confuse which is which.

All in all we're a perfectly nice bunch, though maybe a little (a lot) nuts.

Make yourself at home!

Hugs,
Mystia

Here's your Cadian pattern lasgun. Don't shine it in your eyes, now. It might actually blind you for a second or two.

Now get out there, and teach those orks the meaning of the Imperial Laser Light Show!

Hi there! I'm Agent S7, a fellow newbie. Good to have another member!

Here, have a CAD that has an added coffee-making feature!

you may never write, but at least you can natter on with the rest of us. :D

Have a tall-ship shrinking bottle. You can keep the tall ship in there for now. All those tall ships are crowding the space, don't you think?

Or did you get the ship yet? *checks* Ah, yes. Well, have a cookie, too.

Have a sonic screwdriver and a bag of jelly babies, please use responsibly.

Welcome, new friend!

Have a venomous arthropod!

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Welcome to the board! No need to be nervous, people here might be insane but they're nice, friendly, and geeky. And yay for another Troper :) Here, have a bag of assorted candy and a sword of your choice. Enjoy yourself here!

Hello there, and welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this suit of ceremonial plate mail armor as a welcoming present.

Don't feed it Sues or Stus.

Welcome to the PPC! Have a pet cat and a Pie of Rassilon. You may name the cat whatever you wish. I'd suggest you didn't eat the pie.

You sound like a mostly rational person. Nice to meet you. Mostly we don't bite. I think.

D'you read fic at all? And what're your tastes on that front?

As to a gift, I present you with a handily brain-sized flame-retardant leash and harness set. Good for when your mind tries to wander without permission.

Don't worry. It's alright if you never write PPC missions at all. Quite a few of us are like that, so you're not the only one.

Oh, hope if you don't mind if I give ya a bottle of water. The water's very fresh.

Welcome, welcome. Here is an assortment of things with points including, but not limited to, sporks, foons and toothpicks.

Another person introduced via TV Tropes? What a coincidence! Anyway, here's an...*straining*AXE you can use for fighting Sues....as well as chopping wood. Don't cut yourself. :P

Calm down! We're nice. A little crazy, yes, but nice.

Putting daydreams into words can be hard.

So, welcome! Have some chocolate.

Here's a magic key! It leads who knows where.

Do you know that your species is spelled like a common mispronunciation of the canon species Draenei, from World of Warcraft? I wondered if that was what you meant, before reading the post. ^_^; (This is not a bad thing, just my brain making associations.)

Seconding Phobos: lurking is okay, as is not writing. We've had plenty of well-respected members who never wrote a word in PPCverse.

Have you read any series apart from Jay and Acacia's? Which ones? What fandoms do you like? {= )

~Neshomeh

Welcome! It is so nice to meet you.

I am glad that you have decided to join our community. We don't mind if you lurk; I have lurker tendencies, myself. Anyways, welcome.

Here is a plushie!Marquis de Sod. Don't let him see it though, he had the rest of the shipment burned.

-Phobos