To you, I present a fedora, a pocket watch, a longcoat, and a tuxedo cat named Marlene. You now stink of class.

Have a sonic screwdriver and a bag of jelly babies, please use responsibly!

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!

Now a Disclaimer: You do not have to read these things (except the Board Constitution). You do not have to write to be a part of the PPC. Some active and respected PPCer's have never been to the wiki, and quite a few very active and respected PPCer's have not and never plan to write missions. That said, many people have found these things to be useful and/or to answer a lot of the questions that often come up.

* The Original PPC Series, which we assume you've already read.
* The List of Killed Badfic, which will direct you to a large number of non-Original Series PPC Missions.

The Board:
* The Board Constitution
* The FAQ: For the Board

The Wiki:
* We have our very own PPC Wiki
* The very-important-to-read-before-requesting-Permission Permission article
* Our Guide To The PPC
* The Mission Writing Guide
* The Slash-Sporking Guide
* The FAQ: For Newbies
When you are ready to edit the wiki, make sure to read Neshomeh's excellent editing tutorial

And finally, but very usefully,
* The List of Everything PPC

It's speshul ;p

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Welcome to the madhouse PPC posting board. Here is an assortment of pointy things. It includes, but is not limited to: Pens, pencils, plots and laser pointers.

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, won't you?

Have an army of Necrons!

Welcome to the insanity that is the PPC. Have this bag of assorted candy, fireproof gloves and a double-headed battleaxe. The axe is exchangeable for a weapon of your choice should you not like it.

And don't worry about the perfectionist thing. I do that all the time.

You didn't scare me, don't worry... And have a gun. When you will get permission, you'll have to do some assassinations, so a weapon is needed.

Don't worry, you didn't scare anyone off. Have some chocolate and brightly colored socks!
Here are the links that we're supposed to give to newbies. Knowing my luck, someone's already given them to you, but here you go!

* The Original PPC Series
* The List of Killed Badfic

The Board:
* The Board Constitution
* The FAQ: For the Board

The Wiki:
* PPC Wiki
* Permission article
* Our Guide To The PPC
* The Mission Writing Guide
* The Slash-Sporking Guide
* The FAQ: For Newbies.
* Neshomeh's excellent editing tutorial.

And finally, but very usefully,
* The List of Everything PPC

Hope that your time here is a good one! If you do get permission...just be careful once you become an agent, though. Mary sues, OOC-ness, and some similar weird stuff await in an agent's job.

Welcome, new friend!

Help yourself to the venomous arthropod sack! Nothing to worry about; they are perfectly harmless.

Welcome to the board, have a rabbit skin pouch, complete with interesting stones!

Welcome!

Have a pet cat. You may name it whatever you wish, but not George. There are too many animals called George. Also, have a Pie of Rassilon. Just don't ask what the filling is.

Finally, have some LINKS! These are things you should probably read, but we're not forcing you to. More like politely asking.

The Original Series which is the first ever PPC stories.
Killed Badfic which is a list of missions.
The Board Constitution, or how to behave on the Board.
The Board FAQ
The Wiki
The Permission article on how to get Permission.
The Guide to the PPC
The Mission Writing Guide
The Slash-Sporking Guide
The FAQ for newbies
The Wiki editing tutorial
And, finally The List of Everything PPC!

Have fun, and enjoy the PPC!

Hi, Khroma, and welcome to the PPC! (It's kind of strange that I'm typing this, because I joined all of...yesterday, I think? Oh well.) Your welcome gift will be One (1) Deus Ex Machina, usable for emergencies only. :D