Welcome! by
Kyoki
on 2010-10-12 23:37:00 UTC
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Have a sonic screwdriver and a bag of jelly babies! Please use responsibly...
Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by
Khajidu
on 2010-10-11 19:21:00 UTC
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Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQs and parties.
Greetings and Salutations by
Charlie DoDo
on 2010-10-11 16:59:00 UTC
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Welcome to the madhouse PPC posting board. Here is an assortment of pointy things. It includes, but is not limited to: Spears, arrows of misfortune, toothpicks and directions.
Have a Bengal Tiger! by
WikiMaster
on 2010-10-11 11:09:00 UTC
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Don't feed it Sues or Stus.
Welcome! by
Sergio Turbo
on 2010-10-11 08:36:00 UTC
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Have a gun. Since you have an Xbox, I suppose you know hhow those thing work, right?
Re: The Veteran newb by
The 9th Blue Mage
on 2010-10-11 04:41:00 UTC
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Greetings, veteran! Welcome to the PPC. Looks like I'm not the only one who's trying to make their own works. Anyway, hope that you enjoy your visit here!
Good to have you a-Board! by
doctorlit
on 2010-10-11 03:19:00 UTC
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Welcome, new friend!
Help yourself to a venomous arthropod from the sack! Don't worry it's perfectly safe!
Hullo there! by
Rosie Azrael
on 2010-10-10 23:59:00 UTC
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Unfortunately I'm all out of cupcakes for the moment, but here's a Pidgin. It works as an emergency-universal-translator-slash-message-carrier! It is mildly intelligent, and can translate almost any language! Unfortunately, it only translates into Fanbrat, so use with care. They are also freakishly hard to kill, so don't worry about letting any other pet you might have chew on it every once in a while... But this also means you can't stop the Fanbrat-speech...
I ain't calling you a Grace, by
Aeidhryn
on 2010-10-10 23:28:00 UTC
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But you can have 10 pounds of Swedish Fish, to start with. I won't specify whether animal or candy, seeing as you might need either with that new cat of yours. Be prepared for weirder (and larger) gifts from the others... I dunno, but there used to be 20 gifts per newb... now it's gone down. I suppose that's because everyone is getting themselves thoroughly reacquainted with Real Life.
Hi! by
Silikat
on 2010-10-10 19:49:00 UTC
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Have a pet cat, your Grace. You may name it whatever you wish, so long as it isn't taken =D. Also, have a Pie of Rassilon. Don't ask what's in it.
Finally, have some LINKS! These are things you should probably read, but we're not forcing you to. More like politely asking.
The Original Series which is the first ever PPC stories.
Killed Badfic which is a list of missions.
The Board Constitution, or how to behave on the Board.
The Board FAQ
The Wiki
The Permission article on how to get Permission.
The Guide to the PPC
The Mission Writing Guide
The Slash-Sporking Guide
The FAQ for newbies
The Wiki editing tutorial
And, finally The List of Everything PPC!
Have fun, and enjoy the PPC!
I bring you Space Cookies by
Agent S7
on 2010-10-10 19:34:00 UTC
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Hi there, and welcome to the PPC, Baron Smashdown! I offer you Space ("SPESS") Cookies. They will not turn you radioactive. Promise.