Subject: Hey!
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Posted on: 2010-10-09 21:34:00 UTC
Hello, Troper! Man, that site just sucks you in.
Have a pet cat and a Pie of Rassilon. You may name the cat whatever you wish, but it must referance something. The pie? Well...just don't ask what's in it, okay?
Are you ready to rock? Are you ready or not?
Hola, I'm Agent S7. I joined the Pit around 2003, slightly underage for joining the site. Over time, though, I started feeling disgusted by the sheer quantity of hideous fanfiction on the site. This, combined with distraction caused by the wonderful, stupid internet, caused me to retire from writing fanfiction.
I started focusing on schoolwork more, and on my original fiction. And then...I got hooked on TV Tropes. As I wandered across that dread wasteland of infinite links, that Great Enemy of those who use tabbed browsing, I came across Protectors of the Plot Continuum.
And it's pretty dang cool.
I just started reading TOS, and I'm around chapter 7. I'm hoping to become a contributor, too. After all, I'd love to spork some crap-tastic fanfiction.
So, yeah. Basically I'm introducing myself. I'm Agent S7--or Matt--and it's been a long time since I've joined a forum or anything, so I thought this'd be cool. Nice to meet you!
Have a sonic screwdriver and a bag of jelly babies, please use responsibly.
My welcoming gift is a deflated balloon and a Capillary Towel. Nice to meet you!
Have a chocolate spork and a metal one! One's for eating and one's for stabbing Suvians. :D
Ooooh TVTropes... I vanished in there for a while. Thankfully I escaped with my sanity, what little of it there is, intact.
I'm glad to see you come out the other side and meet us here.
So... hello!
I'm Mystia, Implausible Crossovers. Nice to meet you!
Welcome to the madhouse PPC posting board. Here is an assortment of pointy things. It includes, but is not limited to: sewing needles, hypodermic needles, space needles and needle nose pliers.
Welcome to the Board! Have some chocolate, end enjoy your stay!
Have a gun. If you get Permission, your agents will need one. At the very least.
And you should have by now a tall ship, a plover, some random orc-vomi- I mean, stuff...
Here's a Storage Area With No Back! Kind of like the shed door in book #7 of Narnia, it just looks like a door from the inside, but the inside surrounds the door... it's hard to explain...
Now you'll have to go look it up. Hah.
Other than that bit of shameless Narnia-plugging, would you like a Skör bar? They're very good. And I used to give out plastique, but then I realized that you can't use plastique in a lot of the fandoms. But here's some Nondescript Clothing- You'll be using it a lot, probably, since no one around here generally bothers to describe clothing because of the 'Suethor fear.
I suppose if people who joined after me are giving me welcome gifts, I'm more than qualified to give you one.
Have a fedora and a pocket watch! You now look as though you stink of class.
Hail and well met, rookie! Please enjoy this novelty foam finger as a welcoming gift.
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQs and parties!
Have a Platypus!
Nice to meet you, agent S7! Hope that you have a wonderful time here!
PS: Yeah, tvtropes can really suck you into itself.
Welcome to the Board!
Here's a robot. It will either help organize your stuff or keep you sane.
Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't be needing it here.
Welcome to the Board! It's great to see so much enthusiasm in one post. :D Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. Both are great for dstracting oneself and others.
Here's a Magic Key. It leads who knows where!
Welcome, new friend!
Have a Very Long Pencil! You can write and write and write all you want, and you'll never need to buy another pencil ever again! (It can be a hassle to sharpen, though (also, I wouldn't try pushing it into your backpack too hard.).)
Excellent! XD Thank you! I shall name the cat Spoonman, and I will conveniently leave the pie in the fridge overnight, forgetting to eat it until it goes bad, then pretending to shrug and say how much of a waste of food it was, etc.
I will also take that spork and sharpen it to a fine point. After all, I'll hopefully be using it when I'm allowed to start writing PPC fics!
And finally, my favorite fandoms. Right now my all-time favorite is Kingdom Hearts, but I also love...
Avatar: The Last Airbender (and whatever that spin-off is going to be called)
and
The Dark Tower Series (by Stephen King)
When I was a preteen/early teen I would write Powerpuff Girls fanfiction--NOT ASHAMED--and Samurai Jack fics. Even a PPG/Samurai Jack crossover. I always promise myself I'll go back and finish my PPG epic, but I never do it. Probably because the third installment was awful! (Naturally, I like other stories. Just not as much.)
Also...
TAKE ITEM: PENCIL. PENCIL has been added to INVENTORY.
Welcome to the board! Have a bag of assorted candy and a sharp pointy object of your choice, used for sporking purposes only. What fandoms are you interested in?
Hello, Troper! Man, that site just sucks you in.
Have a pet cat and a Pie of Rassilon. You may name the cat whatever you wish, but it must referance something. The pie? Well...just don't ask what's in it, okay?
Your sanity goes there *points at bin by the door*. That is, if you managed to get it back from TV tropes.