Holy ghost of the english language...

Zaratoles qest. Yes, that's it's name. by Sylibane on 2010-10-08 22:01:00 UTC Reply

Check this out, even if you aren't remotely familiar with the Starcraft canon: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6321848/1/StacarftZaratolesbqest_b
Read this and you'll be horrified by it's crimes against the English language. Or you'll be like me and will be laughing too hard to comprehend it.
This fic also spawned a boatload of Starcraft minis (what would those be? Mini-zerglings? Mini-hydralisks? Mini-marines?)

Re: Zaratoles qest. Yes, that's it's name. by Agent S7 on 2010-10-10 14:45:00 UTC Reply

This looks like...a Halo fanfic. With Starcraft thrown in.

Also: Moving alien "patforms." The only good point the author made is how many of those dang things are elevators, for no other reason than it looks cool. I mean, how impractical is that? Do EVAL ALEINS!11 often transport vehicles to places where...vehicles don't make sense to go? Or crates? Why the giant alien "patform" elevators?

Sorry about the rant. That fanfic, though...I hope it's a troll. I truly do.
"Horrified by it's crimes?" by Wide Eyed Idealist on 2010-10-09 03:46:00 UTC Reply

An apostrophe has followed you out, it appears.

(Typos happen to us all, it's fine. The irony was just too much).

...Oops... by Sylibane on 2010-10-09 05:15:00 UTC Reply

*bangs forehead on wall*

Stupid Ironic Overpower. It must be responsible! *Shakes fist*

Holy ghost of the english language... by TheLowtide on 2010-10-08 22:53:00 UTC Reply

By the canon, that was harrowing. Every other word was misspelled, Raynor was quite out of character, and the only good thing about it was that it was short. This was written either by a troll or a 10 year old, I'll stake my hat on it.

I personally vote that the minis in this continuum will be either Mini-Zerglings or Mini-Zealots. They'd look so cute with their tiny psi blades!