Here's a Magic Key! It leads who knows where. Hope you enjoy it here!

Have some floating cookies! They're really good, if you can catch them.

Welcome to the board! Here, have some tea as fuel for those long archive binges, and a grenade launcher. I'm sure you can put it to good use.

Hi, and weclome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQs and parties!

Welcome to the PPC! Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.

Hello there!

There are a lot of stories of the PPC, indeed. Even some of them could possibly be lost. Anyway, just hope that your time is good here.

Have a gun. You can kill Sues with it. Not fdor shooting yourself in the head after reading too much missions - you need only the TOS and few more.

Do not feed it Sues or Stus.

Have a pet cat. You may name him whatever you wish, the more consonants, the better.

Welcome to the madhouse PPC! Here is an assortment of things with points including, but not limited to: tiny plastic swords, pencils, essays and nails.

Here, have this conical hat. Good for wearing on the head!

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use IRresponsibly!


And, to honor Sedri's request, because I do think the links are a good thing, here are the links.

* The Original PPC Series, which we assume you've already read.
* The List of Killed Badfic, which will direct you to a large number of non-Original PPC Missions.

The Board:
* The Board Constitution
* The FAQ: For the Board

The Wiki:
* We have our very own PPC Wiki
* The very-important-to-read-before-requesting-Permission Permission article
* Our Guide To The PPC
* The Mission Writing Guide
* The Slash-Sporking Guide
* The FAQ: For Newbies
When you are ready to edit the wiki, make sure to read Neshomeh's excellent editing tutorial

And finally, but very usefully,
* The List of Everything PPC

I've been here four years, still haven't read everything.

Just to give you a time frame.

Welcome, new friend!

Have a book of magic spells that never accomplish what you really need them to! Also, some genuine Sioux City sarsaparilla, because your username has reminded me how much I love root beer.