Don't worry about the thread thing, we won't bite at all. And greetings to you back, Sylibane.

Have a chocolate spork, and a metal one to match! One is for eating; the other is for stabbing.

Glad to have you a-Board!

Best,
Mystia

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQs and parties!

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!

Oh, wow...you guys are pretty friendly.
Some of the fandoms I'm most into are Pokémon, Harry Potter, and Warriors (though I've started moving away from that one, seeing the direction the series has been going recently). I'm sometimes into Warcraft (aka whenever an expansion's just come out/something plotworthy's happened) and Lord of the Rings (generally depending on my mood).
And yes, I have read Da Rules.

Welcome, new friend! Help yourself to a venomous arthropod from the terrarium! (There's all different kinds.)

Have a gun. Long-range weapons are better than short-ranged ones, with Sues.

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this package of multi-purpose white socks as a welcoming gift. Everyone needs more socks.

Welcome to the asylum. You'll like it here.

As a welcome gift, here's a set of ten Sue voodoo dolls, and a box with five-hundred needles in various colors and sizes.

Use them without restraint, young grasshopper.

Here, have a conical hat. It's made from tin foil (to keep out the conspiracy theorists) and duct tape (to make it indestructible)!

Don't feed it Sues or Stus.

Welcome, have some chocolate! :) What sort of fandoms are you into?

Hi! Have a pet cat. You may name her whatever you wish.
So, what are your fandoms?

Pleased to meet you, I'm Makari. Do stick around. And you're not disrupting anything yet, to the best of my knowledge. :)

What works have you read? Have you encountered the Wiki yet? And what sorts of fandoms do you prefer?

As a welcoming gift, please receive this conveniently brain-sized and flame-retardant leash-and-harness set. Excellent for when your mind wants to wander.

Have an assortment of pointed things including, but not limited to, picket fences, steak knives, sarcasm and swords.

Nice to see someone new :) What fandoms are you into?