Subject: Well, if it helps...
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Posted on: 2013-05-08 09:57:00 UTC

... the staff of the Mary-Sue Academy (Loyalist) had/will have this conversation:




"Apparently they think we're undeveloped," a dry voice declared. "They call us 'one-dimensional' and 'paper cutouts'." Ravonia Darkmoor sniffed. "I find it rather offensive - but that's all part of the unbearable darkness that is life, I suppose."

"Well, what's wrong with being 'one-dimensional'?" asked a voice which could have appeared in the dictionary under 'sultry'. (Did they put samples in dictionaries? The Headmistress wasn't sure, but she'd seen something similar once...) Marchessa, perched on the edge of a table, crossed her legs in a way that would have caused men to swoon (but of course had no effect on her fellow Mary-Sues - that would be icky). "Provided you choose the right dimension, of course..."

"She's right," grunted Celia Bloodgage, picking her teeth with a dagger. "Of course," she rumbled, "Marchessa picked the wrong dime... whatever."

"Well, duh!" exclaimed Silverlocks. "Obvs the best dime-thingy is... er... whatever mine is!"

"I wrote a poem about being one-dimensional," Ravonia put in. "It revealed the inexpressible anguish of my soul."

"I killed a Goth once," Celia grunted. "I think she was a Slytherin Hermione. Her blood was black."

"Mine is red," Ravonia declared. "Crimson as the rose petals, as it drips from my wrists..."




So yeah, in this case I think the term is justified. ;)

hS

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