I probably shouldn't be as nervous as I am... Right, then! Writing sample first! Then, here are my Agents!

Name: Connie "Chalk" Girard
Species: Human
Age: 17
Home Continuum: Real World
Department: Bad Slash
Fandoms: Wicked, Phantom of the Opera, Guys and Dolls, Harry Potter, Left 4 Dead, Resident Evil, and some others.
Skills: Speed, strategy, and an endless amount of enthusiasm.
Anti-skills: Wow, is she bad at aiming that tranquilizer gun.
Weapons: Stolen tranquilizer gun from the MGS continuum.
Appearance: Chalk is tiny wisp of a girl. She's barely five feet tall, and appears smaller thanks to Jenka's bulk. Her forearms are an ever-changing mass of ballpoint-pen tattoos, and are usually bare. She keeps her blonde hair in a ponytail when it's not stuffed through the back of a cap.
Personality: Chalk is a never-ending fountain of energy. She loves musicals, and frequently bursts into whichever song she feels is appropriate for the time. She also has a very bad case of both sticky fingers and pacifism, the latter of which will result in her getting a bad shock when she runs into her first Replacement-Sue.
Backstory: Born in America to French and English parents, she moved to New Caledonia when she was eight. She immediately joined the PPC once her parents thought she was old enough to handle it.

Name: "Jenka"
Species: Ex-zombie
Age: Unknown, mid-twenties
Home Continuum: Unknown
Department: Bad Slash
Fandoms: Harry Potter, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead.
Skills: Raw power, able to take large amounts of damage without dying.
Anti-skills: He has almost no natural healing skills, and thus needs to manually stitch himself up after being wounded.
Weapons: Fingernails and teeth. He cannot spread zombie-ism anymore, so no worries there.
Appearance: Jenka is, technically being dead and all, rather greyish-green and stitched up. His specific appearance is still stabilizing, and pretty much the only thing that stays constant is his hair and eyes (both brown, the former short). He is tall and bulky, but how tall and how bulky fluctuates. His current clothes are a pair of shorts modified from one of Chalk's skirts, and one of Chalk's uniform jackets worn with the arms tied around his neck.
Personality: Jenka is rather blunt. He doesn't share any of Chalk's enthusiasm, and occasionally finds her annoying. Even so, he sees himself as a bodyguard for her. He does whatever is necessary to get the job done and keep her safe, whether that includes taking away whatever she steals or kicking a bit character off a bridge. In his free time, he looks up zombies in a futile attempt to determine his home continuum.
Backstory: Jenka was a random zombie in a badfic whose sole purpose was to bite the main character and then "vanish." When he did the latter, he ended up roaming the halls of Headquarters. He ran across Chalk one day when she was fresh out of training, and she promptly shot him and the walls full of tranquilizer when he tried to attack her. He woke up in Medical minus the urge to eat people and plus an actual mind. After a personality transplant, he was immediately partnered with Chalk and shooed away.