Subject: I would consider this an example
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Posted on: 2010-09-05 22:49:00 UTC


Oh No! Another Lord of the Rings Parody?
by kitt_otter PG
Summary: ‘Fraid so. Frodo’s a stinker and Bilbo’s worse. Sauron’s beard is pointy and his minions wield chainsaws. Aragorn couldn't find his nose in the dark. And the worst of it…? Gandalf owes me money.

It does, I suppose, follow the basic plot, but most of the humour seems to centre on making the canon characters either stupid or mean, regardless of their actual canon personalities, plus the entirely unecessary addition of modern technology.

For example, this? Isn't funny, it's stupid:

“I think you’ve had it long enough – magic rings should be shared, not hoarded for two thousand years. Let it go.”
“Oho! Oho! I see; you want it all for yourself, don’t you, Gandalf?
“Well – I – well – no – I -- ”
The Eye of the Monkey crackled as dangerously as the eyes of its holder. “Then take this – Kreeahh!” Bilbo flipped overhead; Gandalf stumbled back, and they met staff-to-staff, thus beginning a very messy duel. In the end, they called it a draw, having hit Bilbo’s stuff more than each other.
“Alright then, here’s the Thing.” Bilbo carelessly tossed a small shiny ring onto the oliphaunt-skin rug. He met Flópi outside with an over-packed wagon. “No hard feelings,” he said, shaking Gandalf’s hand. There was a buzz of electricity, and Gandalf’s beard sizzled outward from every angle. “So long, schmo. And watch out for Frodo!”
Gandalf watched the old crackpot hop down the hill and the eerie blue flames that rose from Hobbiton afterward.

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