Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQs.

You know, you're at least the second person I've shepherded over from dA. It's an interesting thing.

Anyhow, since you're here, this is your honorary first poke. *pokes*

I assume you've read the Original Series as well as Da Rules, but just the same, do check out any of the links you may not have seen yet in the See Also section of this page.

Incidentally, that is the most interesting introduction I've seen in a long time. It's too bad you missed the PPC Badfic Game; Agent Argent would have been awesome on Fanfic Land. Well, there's always next year. ^_~

Welcome!

~Neshomeh

Good timing -- just after the Board opened again. Have a model ypur and a mithril-silver dagger.

Are those...actual flashpatches? As in real-life, physically existing, sew-on flash patches for the departments?

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AND an idea that, if fully fleshed out well enough, could be worthy of confirming you as a true Boarder once your month is up?

...

Damn. I mean, seriously, damn. I just find that so cool that I've completely forgotten what I was going to give you. I mean...damn.

Okay, I've definitly overused the word damn. Ne'er mind.

Have a pet cat. You may name him whatever you wish.

Have a sonic screwdriver and a bag of jelly babies. Please use responsibly.

Also, though you have read the rules, have you seen The Links?

Nice to meet you.

Please enjoy this bottle of Maison de Manque de Mémoire '72 as a welcoming gift. It's like Bleepka but older and with a fancy name!

Have some exotic matter. It has negative mass, and is handy for holding wormholes open. Just don't get it anywhere near a Reality Room!

I think I recall a PPC department that might have something to do with the events you mention...

*flash*

...what was I just saying?

Oh, yeah! Welcome to the PPC! Have some exotic matter. It has negative mass, and is handy for holding wormholes open. Just don't get it anywhere near a Reality Room!

Welcome, new friend!

Have a butterfly and a turtle! Just don't mix them up--the turtle goes in the wet terrarium, and the butterfly goes in the box full of flowers.

Welcome and stuff! Apparently it is tradition to give newbies random weird items in their introduction thread, so, umm... have a shiny quill pen! The better to write up charges with. Or notes.

Like so!

(I did not make the pretty pens. I wish I did. I make other things with feathers though!)

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly.

So...what are your fandoms?

Including, but not limited to, daggers,l toothpicks, sewing needles, hypodermic needles and religious tracts.

Just convince a sue to sit on it and retreat to a safe distance.

Amiti notes that the older Boarders gave her miscellaneous gifts upon joining. What should she give this new recruit? She rummages through her belongings, throwing a plover this way and a Bengal tiger that. Wait, you're asking how she managed this feat? Shush now, or that Bengal Tiger may be coming in your direction.

Deeper and deeper Amiti digs, but to no avail. She allows herself a pause for disgruntled mumbling, but her eyes never stop scanning the piles for that perfect gift, that one gift to-- The girl's jaw snaps shut with a startling crack. She seizes an ovoid object by its tapered leaves and takes a few minutes to gaze with awe at the soon-to-be-gift.

"Here," she finally says, handing the newbie a prickly fruit. "Have a pineapple."

Haha, thank you for giving me the opportunity to write something like that, no matter how nonsensical. I hope you enjoy your time here. =D

Rose wanders in, looks around, and jumps at the sight of a Newbie. Stopping, she takes off her Backpack of Doom, and pulls out a leathery, black bird, handing it to said Newbie.

"Here, have a Pidgin!" she cries, giving him the best, least maniacal smile she can come up with, which, incidentally, isn't very nonmaniacal.

"hay, wud u say?" asked the bird, looking back to glare at Rose with a single red-rimmed eye.

"Well, er, got to go!" says Rose, her smile becoming rather frantic as she backs away. "Hope you have a good time here! See you around!" with that, she runs out, leaving the startled Newbie holding a Pidgin, and not knowing what to do with it.

Have a gun. Better that crossbow and arrows to get rid of Sues.

Feel free to use it on Sues.