I couldn't think; it's such a relief to have an answer.

What? Oh, right. DIE BY FLAMING SWORD!

*not channeling her inner Aziraphale at all*

*takes a swing with a cricket bat* I'm telling! *is whacked in the head by a spambot*

You're so witty I will dignify your constant annoyance with some kind of crazy attack that will make me feel better but probably just encourage you.

The only pic you're getting is of a Weeping Angel. Enjoy living in the 1890's!

*pulls out sack of pebbles and beats troll around the head*

BEGONE, YE SPAWN OF HADES!

I thought someone was going to take care of this. Oh well...

(Pulls out and cocks dual Spork Guns)

*whacks troll with a frying pan* Get! Lost! Get! Lost!

Avaunt, foul thingy, and begone! Haunt this realm no more. Etc. *shakes holy water and eraser shavings at*