Greetings, newbie! I hope that you enjoy your time here with the PPC.

It seems that you misunderstood when Sevenswans asked you what your favorite fandoms are. In other words, what works are you a fan of? For example, my fandoms include Pokemon; Stargate Atlantis; Final Fantasy VII, VIII, X, XIII, and XIII-2; and Star Trek Voyager.

From the fanfics you listed, it seems that you are a fan of Naruto, Sonic, Phineas and Ferb, and MLP:FiM. Any others?

However, I've spent enough time talking; I haven't given you your newbie gift yet! So...*rummages through bag of holding*
Here, have a Ninjask and a Smoke Ball!

Have some Swiss Chocolate and some Bleepka. You'll need them both pretty soon.

Welcome to the PPC!

Here, have some Berio as a welcome gift: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRxw_gsSqFk

It was either 'Basalt' or 'Shale', and honestly, igneous rock is probably better than mudstone at any rate.

Welcome to the PPC! Have a link to Club MST3k, just for the hell of it!

Nice to meet you! I'm DawnFire (and I seem to be welcoming newbies again, which is good; I kind of...missed about five. Or possibly more. I'm not sure. Anyway...)

Since no one else seems to have asked yet, here are some standard questions:

1. Have you read the Original Series?

2. Have you read the Constitution?

3. Do you plan on eventually getting Permission and writing agents?

4. Who's the friend who introduced you to the PPC? (ok, that's mostly curiosity...)

5. Most importantly, what are your thoughts on the color orange?

And for a Welcome gift I give you...a miniature lightsaber! I seem to be handing them out (in honor of May the 4th, which...was yesterday, but still). Also, my customary gift of Swiss Bleepolate: the high-grade chocolate provides a distraction while the bleeprin gets to work erasing the horrific details of whatever you've just read/seen. Plus, it tastes better. Also, since it seems you like Naruto, have a...bother, what've I got from that fandom...um, here! Box of ramen :) Some badfic had Naruto leave before he ate it, which ended up as a charge...but the ramen was, uh, confiscated anyway. Several boxes of it were confiscated, actually, but...the agents got tired of eating it fairly quickly, so...

Ok, looks like I'm babbling. Sorry about that. I have a cold, and it feels early to me (even though it's noon...go figure). Hope you enjoy being a Boarder!

~DF

The Wiki will teach you everything, so don't worry!

I hope you will hang around much longer than I usually do, and if you do not, then at least come back before people forget you, unlike what I do.

As a gift... Well... Uh... Ah, yes! Here, you can have some sweet spiderweb. It is very tasty! I am not responsible for any wolfman hair caught on it, though.

Feel free to ask questions.

TRUST ME YOU'LL NEED TO

Greetings, new friend! Have an unwritten novel!

Now, it does need to be said that around here, we like to use proper grammar—capital letters, correct spelling, and all that—even in less formal writing like posts to the Board. Try to keep that in mind as you type! Sometimes it helps to reread what you've written before you hit "Post."

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. It commands while eating!

Hi! I'm a newbie too, don't worry about it. Oh, a gift!

*reaches into cloak-pockets and rummages around* Here, have two Infinite Notebooks, one lined and one unlined! They're special editions with urple covers and wilver binding!*

*Ailavyn Siniyash is not responisble for any damage occuring due to this gift. Product may be flammable and Sue-created colors are sure to be eye-burning.

-Aila

I'm Pauline. Would you like some bleepolate ice cream as a welcome to the board present?

Welcome to the PPC, where we will only bite you if we think it logical/funny. We are, none of us, completely sane. Cookie?

Here, have... well, I stole some cookies from further down the thread, and there's a mini-fork, and half a stapler, oooh, and I'll send you a couple tea bags. Sorry, no coffee here!

Now that I've finished being the first boarder to empty their pockets on the newbie, got any favorite fandoms?

Hiiiya! It's great to see you joined the PPC, bro!