Dear Boarders of the PPC,

While casually surfing on the Internet, I accidentally came across the stuff of nightmares.

The website hikaness.deep-ice.com/fics hosts MSTed versions of ten (yes, ten!) horrendous LOTR fics
that have not yet been killed, some of them so bad that they make 'legolas, by laura' (which is on there too) look like a masterpiece.
Yes, I am serious, and no, I am not on drugs.

It's all in there: Legomance, Hobbitmance, self-insertions,
'Sues aplenty, underaged sex, massive OOC-ness, extra daughters of Elrond, the works.
For the sake of sanity and the love of Tolkien, lay the smackdown on those horrors before they can do any more damage.

Sincerely,
Sister-to-the-Queen