Subject: If I didn't misunderstood (which is probable)
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Posted on: 2010-08-16 09:31:00 UTC
Only the Vita-and-ice-cream thing sounds pretty awful. And as I read it the TvTropes page was mocking it, but I can't say - the author himself seems to be quite confused about why he wrote it.
However, searching badfic when you're tired is not a good idea XD