Subject: I like the Cycle too. (nm)
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Posted on: 2010-08-12 21:35:00 UTC
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Inheritance Cycle badfic by
on 2010-08-05 00:04:00 UTC
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They're...I don't even know.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4547395/1/Bonded
"Bonded" is about Eragon turning into an amnesiac baby dragon at the time of Saphira's birth. It appears to be heading towards Eragon/Saphira, but it never gets there. Apparently dragons can blush. I'm not super-familiar with the geography of Alagaësia, but I suspect they do some world-bending, too. SaG is decent, for the most part, P less so, but every so often it lapses into ultra-modern English.
Featured quotes: "They will pay for this humility", "That's it! We settle this like men, I challenge you to a duel", "You are a murder of dragon kind", "I AM BROM, RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS OF FIVE OF YOUR FORSWORN! HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR COWARDLY ASS DOWN HERE SO I CAN ADD YOU TO MY LIST?".
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4895130/1/Brotherly_Love
(NSFW) Leaving aside the fact that Eragon is (ostensibly) after Arya and Roran and Katrina are en route to marriage, the thing that kills this is when Roran thinks of Eragon, "He looked like a little Japanese porn star, and undeniably, rapably sexy".
Featured quote besides the above: "Their mouths connected, tongues wrestling like Urgals; their arms clenched each other tightly". -
No. Stop the Eragon/Murtagh. It doesn't work. I don't like by
on 2010-08-12 21:34:00 UTC
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I do NOT like it. Bleeprin, bleeprin. I didn't even look at the fiiiiiiic...
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These fanfics make the original look stellar by comparison. by
on 2010-08-07 17:42:00 UTC
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That's just sad.
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I thought you meant the Canon by
on 2010-08-05 07:46:00 UTC
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Well, I didn't actually, but I couldn't help myself. I like the Inheritance Cycle. But that doesn't mean I can't laugh it.
The first one sounds like an interesting concept, it Canonically can't happen, but I'd still like to see it done right. -
I like the Cycle too. (nm) by
on 2010-08-12 21:35:00 UTC
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Same thought here. by
on 2010-08-05 14:54:00 UTC
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I kind of thought PPCing the Inheritance Cycle or Twilight would be a strain because the canons are so much like fanfics.
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Re: Same thought here. by
on 2010-08-05 14:57:00 UTC
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There's a guy online who has sporked the whole Inheritance series. I don't have the link, but you can get there from the Inheritance page on our Wiki.
For Twilight sporking look up "Alex Reads Twilight" on Youtube