Hello! Sorry for being late.

Have some pollen-free lilies, a contact for a good therapist and a bottle of raspberry wine. Look forward to talking to you too :D.

Hello! Welcome to the PPC! Here, have a pet cat. You may name her whatever you wish.

• especially to the PPC! *tackle hug*
  
  Experimental physics, ooh. Cool.
  
  Meh, we're Sue-haters that send out figments of our imagination into other people's imagination and kill them and bring back trophies and laugh about it later and personally I'm in love with explosives and you're telling us not to hurt you...
  
  Nah, we won't. Really. Really.
  Seriously.
  
  HAVE A SKOR BAR-> here.
  
  Hey, what fandoms are you? Have you read the Original Series?

Welcome to the Board! I am also new and looking forward to writing missions at some point.

Have some House Roac hot chocolate — it's delicious.

Regards and welcome,
Lleu Llaw Gyffes

Good to see you a'Board. Welcome!

Oh, and lest I forget, your honorary first poke! *pokes*

^_~

~Neshomeh

Fair winds!

Welcome to the PPC! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Have a mini-particle-accelerator.

My father is also a particle physicist, and he's English, and I considered majoring in physics but decided I preferred history.

Do not feed it Sues.

My father's a particle physicist, BTW.

Welcome! Have a cosmic string! (May or may not actually exist.)

Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, here is a lovely bunch of coconuts. You'll have to get a hammer from somewhere else.

Here is a kitten. You can name him whatever you wish. =)

It'll never melt ;)

Interesting combination of majors. And of course we won't hurt you, don't worry the Flowers are another question, but we'll pretend I didn't say that.

Nice to meet you.

Have a panda that eats, shoots and leaves!

I'm a bit of an optical physics person myself. I've got an experiment going that involves lasers (OH YEAH). Primarily a chem person, though.

Here's also some heavy rubber gloves so you don't shock yourself. If you have any cats, make sure they don't try to play with it. Oh, and don't ask me why it's staying as a glob without a containment device.

Hi, jakraziel. I find myself having to inquire about the story behind your name, too; it has an interesting sound to it. I'm Makari.

My welcome-gift: leash-and-harness set. Flame-resistant, comes in the color of your choice, and fits most brains. :D

You're a physics student? Nifty. What, exactly, separates experimental physics from all the other sorts of physics? (please pardon me if you get this question all the time.)

Help yourself to a venomous arthropod or your choice!

Great to have you here! Welcome and hail met, and other such phrases. I present you with a welcoming gift of a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. May you use them well in the defence of Canon!

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!

Welcome aboard! Allow me to be the first to present you with two things (well, one thing and a list): A Frying Pan of Doom^tm, and...

The List 'O Links! (snerched from Tawaki)


*The Original Series
*A partial list of killed badfics.

The Board:
*The Board Constitution
*Board FAQ

Other wiki pages of note:
*A must-read article on Permission.
*A basic guide to the PPC itself.
*Mission-Writing Guide
*Slash-Sporking Guide.
*FAQ for Newbies
*I don't know how much experience you have with editing wikis, but just in case...

And one more, very general link.

Physics? My parents are both space physicists, so I'm fond of the subject (though I'm more of a literature/history person myself).

What fandoms are you into?

Don't be worried, we don't bite! Hovere, here's a gun. It will be useful if you start writing missions, and can be also a good way to defend yourself if someone here goes ax-crazy. However, this usually doesn't happen.