Subject: Re: But it's such a nice lawn!
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Posted on: 2010-07-17 03:36:00 UTC
As long as it's not going to leave me scared to close my eyes in case something teleports into the corner while I'm not looking, I'm interested. Gore is easy.
As for the essay, it's basically a list of rules I think all the Twilight knockoffs should follow in the hope that they would then suck less. I was wondering if you could think of anything that should go on the list. I've got stuff like no changelings, tell us how the protagonist lived before Mr. Supernatural Hottie came into her life, diversify the mythology, extract Mr. Supernatural Hottie's head from his ass don't make the male protagonist a haughty, cold, handsome man who is defrosted by the heroine... stuff like that.