Okay, I don't normally use exclamation points and capital letters so liberally. Anyhoo, here's Aeidhryn, the newb, saying hello to you! And I give you a zombie, who apparently eats chicken brains in place of human ones, if human ones are not available. Unfortunately, Mary-Sues make him sick. He might make a good pet. And here's an offer to beta everything you got. (Unfortunately, I don't play Halo or many videogames- so- yeah, grammar and spelling is all I can do)

Have fun sorting out this humongous flood of presents!

Muahahaha! I finally managed to lure one. Erm, I mean... Hi! You're in (mostly) good hands here, so long as you don't mind the hands being occasionally covered in Sue blood.

Have a gun. Even with that suit, when you encounter Sues you need firepower.

*sees M5 assault rifle and M6 pistol* Er, maybe you do not need another gun.

I've played Halo exactly once (liked it, though), so I guess we don't share a primary fandom. Know anything else?

Anyway, have a Backpack of Infinite Capacity to carry all your gifts.

Hello and welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

(PS: You like Halo, right? Ever seen Red VS Blue?)

Here, have a pet cat. You may name him whatever you wish.

I'm also new here, joined two days ago... All I can say is that the links provided to you by the "older" boarders are very useful (I won't copy them, since you must've received them two or three times already...)...

:D

Welcome! Always nice to meet new people. Here, have a bullfrog, a wax clock and a truffle. :)

Also, since it looks like no one else has gotten in first, I get to give you... (drumroll, please!) ... The Links!

Which, if you don't know, are the lot of 'Go Read This Now Please' urls that we throw at every newbie since they actually do give Useful Information. In relative order of sensible-reading-ness, they are:

* The Original PPC Series, which we assume you've already read.
* The List of Killed Badfic, which will direct you to a large number of non-Original PPC Missions.

The Board:
* The Board Constitution
* The FAQ: For the Board

The Wiki:
* We have our very own PPC Wiki
* The very-important-to-read-before-requesting-Permission Permission article
* Our Guide To The PPC
* The Mission Writing Guide
* The Slash-Sporking Guide
* The FAQ: For Newbies.
When you are ready to edit the wiki, make sure to read Neshomeh's excellent editing tutorial.

And finally, but very usefully,
* The List of Everything PPC

Have a massless rope, a frictionless plane, and an ideal spring.

Considering writing spinoffs, or just going to hang around? :)

Welcome, and have this Frying Pan of Doom^tm and a freshly made Portal cake, courtesy of the Agents over in RC 6237.

Thank you all for all these gifts.

Please enjoy this Recon Armor helmet as a welcoming gift.

Sharp enough to slice your fingers off, so be careful!

Feed it only Generic Meat.

Welcome to the Board! Have a pair of Needlers and a scorpion (the animal, not the tank, unfortunately).

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use the IRresponsibly!

Hello there, fellow Halo Fanoner and able assistant, and welcome to the PPC.

I know you don't have any sanity left, so I won't bother asking you to hand it in.