Have a Dalek statue.

Have a gun. With those nasty Sues around, soon you'll want to kill one.

A fellow Who fan, I presume?
Anyway, have a pet cat. You may name him whatever you wish.

I do hope you enjoy your stay in our esteemed community. To help keep you company, here's a venomous arthropod! (I'll let you pick what kind.)

It's actually a perfectly normal, tasty truffle. This is possibly the strangest thing about my gift.

Anyway, welcome! I see you've already been given The Links, so I'll just nudge you a but closer towards them because they really are Important, and resist the temptation to snitch your gift-truffle back and eat it myself ;p

Nice to meet you :)

Feel free to sic her on Sues, intruders, and siblings!

Have an eyas! (That's a baby hawk. Don't worry, it has parental permission.) Feed it Generic Meat, Sues, and CAFs.

Welcome to the Board. I hereby give you a Frying Pan of DOOM^tm and a freshly baked batch of brownies, courtesy of Agents Keaton and Nahinu of RC 6237.

Feed it only Generic Meat.

I am Barid, but you may call me Barid. It is a pleasure to meet you.

I give you an original NES, complete with Duck Hunt and the Zapper Lightgun. Enjoy.

Welcome, newbie! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Fair winds!

*pokes*

Welcome! I see you've found the most important thing, which is the Original Series, but allow me to draw your attention to some other pages of secondary-but-still-important importance:

1. Da Rules, a.k.a. the Board Constitution, which we all must follow if we hope to get along and not succumb to the nastiness which consumes other message boards. (The fact that we're still here probably says something about its efficacy.)

2. The PPC Board FAQ, which will help you work with this unusual message board.

3. The Permission article on the wiki, in case you're interested in writing your own PPC spin-off.

4. There is no number four.

5. The Guide to the PPC, the FAQ: For Newbies, and the Mission Writing Guide, for many of the same reasons as listed above.

And that should about do for a start. However, if you're interested in reading more spin-offs, the Complete List of PPC Fiction and the Killed Badfic pages are good places to start.

Enjoy!

~Neshomeh

Here, have a lead-filled baseball. It can be used as a paperweight or a weapon.
Now, since you're new here...hang on a sec *pops into a hole, pops back up with an enourmous bag* Here they are! *mumbles* Keep forgetting where I put these--LINKS!
You've already found the PPC wiki, so no need for that one. Then: The Orignal Series (which you've already read, but eh..). These are the stories of the original PPC agents, who were here from the beginning. Here are the missions of Trojie and Pads--they have one of the longest mission lists in the PPC, besides IndeMaat who recently hit 50. And finally, my favorite: The OFUM, and others . They're some wonderful stories by people who are pissed off at other writers who've been dicking around without all the cards in different fandoms. Some of them are funny, some of them are memorable, and some... well... Eh.
Anyways, enough links (although I do suggest you read the PPC Constitution and the Rules [found at the top of the page when you enter this site] every so often. I had a little problem a while back, 'cause I took someone else's posts a little to seriously...hehe.)
Anywho, enjoy your stay here, and abandon your sanity. Have a bucket or three for whatever sanity you wish to deposit for your stay with us (I guarentee you won't need it; I never had any to begin with!)

-Honu_Wahine

Here, take this bomb that's just about to go off-

JUST KIDDING! Here, have this unspecific person/place/thing instead! I don't give these out often because of what people use them for, but here!

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly.

This is a rather old style Board, there are no categories, and once thing drop off the first page they are rarely heard from again. Posting new replies does not bring them back to the top.

People will be along shortly with bumper stickers, links, strange gifts, and a bucket in which to place your sanity. Fun, fun, fun!

So, what are your fandoms?