Rookie PPC member Sergio Turbo requesting permission, sir!

Agents:

Name: Sergio Turbo
Species: Human
Home Continuum: N/A
Department: Department of Floaters
Background: Sergio is an alter ego/clone of a genetically-engineered Author Avatar character. He was somehow spawn when the authors decided to remake the fanfiction from the beginning, but when the plan was abandoned he was left without an homeworld. He joined the PPC, and took care of Corolla after finding her.
Personality: Despite trying to keep a serious and controlled behaviour he ends up wall-banging and using excessive force when the fiction to spork is awful or when his partner has strange ideas... which means all the time.
Skills: He is able to speak English and Italian, and is able to use a wide range of guns. He is also rumored to be very good at driving, but also quite reckless. It means that nobody actually would ask him a ride. His skills are, however, inferior of original Sergio Turbo's ones, that had some Suvian-like abilities.
Weapons: Despite collecting all sorts of guns and weapons previously owned by Sues or bit characters he relies on his Beretta 92FS and a combat knife. Sometimes uses a Random Sue Execution Gun, but also states it's absolutely unreliable.
Appearance: Nearly 6 foot tall and quite thin, has brown eyes and brown hair.

Name: Corolla
Species: Unison Device
Home Continuum: Nanohaverse (Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha)
Department: Department of Floaters
Background: Somehow collected by Sergio Turbo on a mission, she was found with severe wounds that required a long stay at Medical. Since she was not a canon character, but also not a canon-disrupting one, she was allowed to join the PPC and became Sergio's partner.
Personality: Childish and very close to being crazy, she's hyperactive and has a strong will to eat Sue meat and blood, depite Sergio's disapproval.
Skills: Due to her wounds she lost a lot of her magical abilities, such as Unison with a Nanohaverse mage, but the "repairs" made her capable of scanning characters and opening portals without proper devices. Corolla's leftover magical skills allow her to successfully bind and exorcize Author-Wraiths with ease, but are useless to play any offensive role. She was enough lucky to being able to fly again, or her doll-sized body would have been an obstacle to her careeer.
Weapons: None, but she borrows Sergio's knife very often.
Appearance: She has blue eyes and brown hair. Due to her nature, she is only six inches tall, and the wings of magic energy that uses when she needs better flying capability make others misrecognize her as a fairy.

Writing sample:http://rc1587.splinder.com/post/22951812/beginnings-write-sample
(I gave to my blog the RC number I am going to request if I get permission)

First badfic: http://www.scrignodeisogni.it/IM-FA/sarachan.htm WARNING: Background color of the page is something very close to Urple. Painful. And it is written in Italian, so open only if you really want to.
Here, a Sue puts the whole canon in background. The plot is basically the love story between a Sue and a Stu, while canon characters of Card captor Sakura do absolutely nothing interesting and Card Captor Sakura's true plot is nearly forgotten. Use of Japanese honorifics in Italian language, some bad-written phrases, plotholes, and the whole plot is clearly nonsense. And it is the tip of the iceberg.