Subject: Lasers, here.
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Posted on: 2010-06-29 11:48:00 UTC
Here's my FLS03AR experimental laser assault rifle. Ad those 4 spare magazines. I expect all magazines to be returned emptied. Such things need complete annihilation.
I was just browsing through FFN, and I happened upon this:
What Makes a Man?
It's a Batman: The Animated Series fanfic, where Batman is somehow androgynous. His "condition" is described intricately, and every so often the wording is just downright sexist. And that's just in the first chapter.
Did I mention the whole plot revolves around Batman - the BATMAN, for pity's sake! - getting gang raped by some two-bit pimps? And then becoming pregnant on top of that?
That's not even talking about the abuse of the Uncommon Comma...crud, there's only three chapters up and already I need some Bleepka.
Which is definitely for the best. How DARE they attempt to ruin Batman!
...with fire, if possible. Explosives and/or lasers would also be acceptable.
Here's my FLS03AR experimental laser assault rifle. Ad those 4 spare magazines. I expect all magazines to be returned emptied. Such things need complete annihilation.