Augh.

Badfic report by Ansela on 2010-06-26 21:34:00 UTC Reply

It's been a while since I brought badfic here. However, this one made me choke while reading it. ~~Although the cake probably didn't help.~~

I Want To Be With You
Severus is living in poverty do to a debt after the war. After passing out from hunger one day he wakes to the sight of Harry Potter. Anal, M/M, Oneshot

OOC, poor spelling and grammar, AU, an inability to understand the word 'no' (that all works out in the end).

The horror knows no bounds in this one... by Elorie on 2010-06-30 23:11:00 UTC Reply

...Same as a certain someone understanding no "no".

This is another brilliant example of why rape (or non-con) is not a good plot device. Especially trivializing it!
AARGH!
...
Sorry. I needed that. Anyway, does anyone happen to have some Bleeprin? Or failing that, a saw to open my skull? I need to scrub my brain... *whimpers*
Augh. by Eclectus on 2010-06-27 01:56:00 UTC Reply

Flaming BLOODY Denethor. (I love that curse.) Damn the Potterverse and all its fangirls to the eleventy-first level of hell! Water-goblins chew their bones and revenants devour their souls for breakfast!

No offense to those who categorize themselves as fangirls but do not write badfic. But eurgh. Potterverse is among the worst sectors of the Pit, easily rivaling LOTR. I... eurgh.

Sorry about my ranting. I get like that sometimes. Iiiigh. What's terrible is that it actually has potential to be a decent fanfiction... Ah, the travesty.
No, no, no, no, NO by Sedri on 2010-06-27 01:36:00 UTC Reply

Owwwwwie. :(

Now, who's going to kill it? Trojie's out of town and Pads... I think she said her brain's fried. Who else around here does Potterverse Bad Slash?

Re: No, no, no, no, NO by Ansela on 2010-06-27 12:20:00 UTC Reply

Pads is out of town as well. And when she comes back, she'll have a Trojie with her.
Thank goodness it's only one chapter. by Pretzel on 2010-06-27 05:20:00 UTC Reply

I might take it, but I'm not sure. I did tell Pads that I might have Ian and Lee take on a Bad Slash mission one of these days. Maybe this could be the punishment for the semi-sentient house Lee burnt down/exploded right before the "Along Came Ruby-Sue" mission. That is, unless someone else would like to lay claim to it first?

Actully, do you mind terribly if I take it? by anamia on 2010-06-28 21:55:00 UTC Reply

I need an especially traumatizing mission in Potterverse for Sarah and Elaina to further my planned character arc. If you've already laid claim to it, I can find another, but otherwise I'd be... well 'glad' isn't really appropriate, but willing to destroy it.

--anamia

Go ahead. by Pretzel on 2010-06-28 22:57:00 UTC Reply

I'm starting on a character arc myself, and already have a few badfics lined up that would probably fit far better.

Not me by Miah on 2010-06-27 07:10:00 UTC Reply

I have had my fill of high rating badfic for a while.
Not me. by Sedri on 2010-06-27 05:43:00 UTC Reply

I'll take a Bad Slash if I'm doing a co-write with Trojie or Pads, but that's it. Have at it; first come, first served.