Subject: Welcome back!
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Posted on: 2010-06-24 21:15:00 UTC
How long has it been since you've last been here? Anyways, here's your standard Frying Pan of DOOMtm, as well as a box of homemade fudge in your choice of flavor(s).
Have a toucan. Cage not included.
Have a pet cat. You may name her whatever you wish.
Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.
Please use them IRresponsibly!
A batch of freshly baked cookies...
How long has it been since you've last been here? Anyways, here's your standard Frying Pan of DOOMtm, as well as a box of homemade fudge in your choice of flavor(s).
Fair winds!