I did not ask for permission yet (my "rookie month" isn't over yet), but maybe I'll take it, if you make a short summary-translation of it. Not as first work (I've found another one that would be a perfect first mission), but messing around with Sakura and Nanoha is surely something I cannot forgive...

...but I'd probably end up suffering a Bleeprin OD within ten chapters. I'd rather not have to pay FicPsych a visit after my first mission.

Indeed, perhaps it'd be best to leave this catastrophe to more experienced Agents.

because that's a literary disaster almost as bad. But the Gulf spill is a very serious matter, and in that case Jokes Are Bad.

But my point stands--I can't make head nor tail of that summary. I mean... Sue, Twilight, Yu Yu Hakusho, Sonic, something about alcohol, and who ever said anything about Hogwarts being unsafe in the first place? You can't fix a problem if it doesn't exist.

And augh, the poor commas. T.T