Before I start editing mercilessly to throw these four into the list, I want to run them past you guys to make sure I've found material worth PPCing. I myself have only skimmed each of these, which is primarily why I must ask for the more experienced sporks to take a poke at them...

Not in that way, of course. I'd be more worried for your collective sanity than I already am if that was the case.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6058826/1/WarfareHighSchool - Warfare High School. Already sounds promising, doesn't it? Call of Duty 4 / MW2 crossover, placing lead characters from both games in an appallingly punctuated high-school setting. So far I haven't even brought myself to finish chapter one, but I'm guessing some awful excuse for drama ensues soon enough; especially with Ghost hitting on a meek little girl named Alexandra...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6060924/1/sonofdante - Click this link. I dare you. Not a shred of smut, thankfully, but you need only skim this marvellous piece of garbage to understand - perhaps more fully than is really necessary - why it deserves sporking in some creative fashion or another.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6007699/1/TheFoxandTheHalfBreed - Pending a more detailed read, which I'm dreading, I can thus far barely make sense of this one. What I can gather is an overall poor grasp of punctuation, too many poorly-described characters to bother trying to keep track of, and use of the names of characters from a few existing animes (Szayel and Sesshoumaru stand out).

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6028348/1/NeroandDantesobsessionwith_fanfiction - NeroxDante slash; only the first chapter is up right now. Admittedly well written and punctuated, but it remains to be seen how the pairing itself will be handled. Might want to keep tabs on this one.