Reporting a Criminal Minds badfic:

The Princess and The Geek » by reidluver228 reviews
There's a small country off the coast of Italy who's Allies with the United States. But when their under attack, The BAU has to take care of one of the Princesses.
Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-15-10 - Published: 1-5-10 - S. Reid

The writings nigh on incomprehensible, and has Spencer babysitting a princess. Make sure to take lots of Bleep products with you; this one's a doozy. It includes bad grammar, random words in what the author says are French or Italian, though I vote for Simlish (the gibberish spoken in the video game series of The Sims), as it's about as comprhensible. Heck, the whole 'fic reads like it's in Simlish. Kill the 'Sue soon, before she corrupts fandom any more!