Firstly, I would like to thank Pretzel and Anamia for their help. They have proven that I need to know a lot more about the Harry Potter books than I do. As if that still needed proving.

Here it is, in two parts:

http://edward-wilder.livejournal.com/1012.html#cutid1

http://edward-wilder.livejournal.com/1164.html#cutid1

Concrit would be much appreciated. I spent much more time on this than I did my last one, and I think (read 'hope') I caught all the spelling/grammar errors, but you can never be too sure. Thank you!