Subject: By him. Apocryphal, though.
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Posted on: 2010-06-03 20:02:00 UTC
I've seen it mentioned on TvTropes several times; don't know where it is to be found or if it's fully reliable, though.
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Reporting Two Narnia Badfics by
on 2010-06-02 11:23:00 UTC
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The Daughter's Tale -K Rated
Summary: Arneia has her own path to follow in Narnia, which she will find will cross with those of her saviours. Peter/OC.
Notes: This 'Sue claims to be the glauranging daughter of Aslan. She's not a lioness, by the way, but rather a human.Also known as the Swordmaiden of Narnia, and has was seems to be a very improbable sword. This might make a good Suevenir (pun intended) for the Agents that take on this mission. The story follows the movie 'Verse version of The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe.
The Swordmaiden's Battle -K Rated
Summary: Arneia's story continues in 'Prince Caspian' as she fights to keep her country alongside a new ally with the return of her old friends. Peter/OC.
Notes: Arenia's back, now corrupting the movie 'Verse of Prince Caspian. Also, Arneia appears to be immortal, but this need further recon to prove this is true. Watch out for this when attempting to kill her.
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Has anyone claimed this yet? by
on 2010-06-03 00:30:00 UTC
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If not, I got dibs! Mine!
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Re: Has anyone claimed this yet? by
on 2010-06-03 00:34:00 UTC
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Not that I know of.
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Re: Reporting Two Narnia Badfics by
on 2010-06-02 16:36:00 UTC
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*insert Tadkeeta's profanity-laden rant in A DIOM Fanfic here*
You know, Sues with pretentions to divinity should be thrown in the Tash. -
Gah by
on 2010-06-02 12:42:00 UTC
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She didn't even get the opening lyrics right. I know that song - it's from The Magic Sword: Quest For Camelot. It's a nice song. She's mangled it. The lyrics are in the CD cover. Bah.
At least the grammar isn't too painful. Whoever takes it won't be ducking falling granite commas. -
Oh, that's just fail. by
on 2010-06-02 12:46:00 UTC
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And even then, one could just look for the lyrics online. Jeez.
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So... In short... by
on 2010-06-02 12:37:00 UTC
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Two bad fics, one with a [b]human daughter[/b] of Aslan with an improbably large sword, and infects two stories in a row? I think she deserves a double death for that alone.
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Re: So... In short... by
on 2010-06-02 23:44:00 UTC
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It's the spiky ones, lass -
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It's UBB code by
on 2010-06-03 02:19:00 UTC
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It's used on forums and the like. And not to worry Candescence, I've done that many, many times. (Along with letting my muscle memory take over and trying to italicize by going ctrl+i. Doesn't work...)
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Yeah, force of habit, really. by
on 2010-06-03 02:48:00 UTC
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Looks like I'm gonna have to remember my HTML syntax, haha.
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A lot of it's the same, thankfully by
on 2010-06-03 03:14:00 UTC
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Just need to remember to use instead of [].
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It is a bit longer, though by
on 2010-06-03 03:35:00 UTC
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HTML requires a tag name before you can specify the parameters (e.g. <a href=""> vs. [url=""], <img src=""> vs. [img=""], and please forgive any incorrect BBCode)
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And I learn this board uses HTML the hard way. by
on 2010-06-02 12:44:00 UTC
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And I remind myself the "preview message" button is there for a reason.
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Re: Reporting Two Narnia Badfics by
on 2010-06-02 12:10:00 UTC
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As far as I know, not many Narnians know about the wardrobe the Pevensies used to--darn, how do you say this--"hop" to Narnia.
If that's correct, then how the fratz did she learn of it? Her so-called "dad" didn't contact for over a century, according to the story. -
Yes, well... by
on 2010-06-02 12:13:00 UTC
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...I'm still stuck on the whole "Aslan's daughter" thing. *shakes head*
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Re: Yes, well... by
on 2010-06-02 16:20:00 UTC
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So, if I dare ask, who's the mother? For some reason I keep getting an image of Jadis in my head, though I doubt that's it. And if Aslan is meant to be Jesus, then it follows logically that he would have no children, as Jesus had no children and watches over all men etc.
-Looks at above paragraph- Oh, wait. Logic. I forgot that 'Suefics don't use logic. -sighs- Can't wait to read this one (/end sarcasm).
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The Jadis thing... by
on 2010-06-02 23:46:00 UTC
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...Wouldn't by any chance be connected to that apocryphal Neal Gaiman Narniafic that
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Nope, sorry. by
on 2010-06-03 03:16:00 UTC
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Just my mind working in odd ways.
When you said Neal Gaiman Narniafic, do you mean written by him, or using his characters? 'Cause if it's the first, it sounds kind of interesting. (
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By him. Apocryphal, though. by
on 2010-06-03 20:02:00 UTC
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I've seen it mentioned on TvTropes several times; don't know where it is to be found or if it's fully reliable, though.
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He has metaphorical children, though. by
on 2010-06-02 18:31:00 UTC
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There's lots of places in the Bible where the "children of God" are mentioned, etc., and at least one place where it's mentioned that Christians are the adopted sons (and presumably daughters) of God.
But I'm assuming that, since this is badfic, adoption wasn't in the picture... -
Re: He has metaphorical children, though. by
on 2010-06-02 21:00:00 UTC
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Given that it's a 'Sue, you can bet all the treasure in Narnia that there was no adoption involved. I didn't get very far into the story after seeing the whole "Aslan's Daughter" thing. Yeesh.
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Re: He has metaphorical children, though. by
on 2010-06-03 03:40:00 UTC
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Which raises the question: How the heck did he father a human girl?!
Oh, wait. Suefic. *headdesk* I forgot. -
Maybe it was like this? by
on 2010-06-03 04:02:00 UTC
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Well, I suppose he could've created her like he did the animals in The Magician's Nephew- sang her into existence and all that. But then again, I don't think I'd want a 'Sue messing up one of my favorite creation scenes in all of literature, so I think I'll go with he didn't actually father her, but rather adopted her and then... um... gave her speshul powers? I need some Bleepka. I'm trying to rationalize the reason for a 'Sue's existence. *headesk*
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Repeat after me: by
on 2010-06-03 07:19:00 UTC
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The words "Logic" and "Suefic" do not belong in the same sentence.
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I know, I know. by
on 2010-06-03 07:21:00 UTC
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I guess it's the eternal vague optimist in me...