http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3183636/1/FrozenFlamingBeanBallof_Death

Reasons:
1. It's horribly bad, as in somebody-call-the-DAVD and pack all the Bleeprin, but not actually NSFW.
2. It takes place in space, which could be an interesting setting.
3. We don't have Ender's Game badfic yet.

This is one of those "so bad he's good" authors. Another one I like (for a very loose definition of "like") is Hans Van Hozel.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1730364/HansvonHozel

He apparently wants to write a fic for every fandom on the site, but he's... not very good. Don't miss the Titanic ones or the ones about the Beatles fighting ABBA. Also apparently "danube" is a verb.

Either way he's a complete and total idiot.

Some of the stories are just copy and pasted from the other ones with the character names switched. This isn't writing, this is just complete and total stupidity designed to evoke an angry response in people.

The best thing to do with something like this is to ignore it entirely and move on. There's no point in saying anything about it or reacting at all, because its only purpose is to offend and get others attention, nothing more.

I'd say "Evil Andy" would make a decent Agent if he wasn't too homicidal even for that.

Ah. Well, thanks for clarifying that.