I'm not joking with the subject. You'll be surprised how much time you spend in and around HQ once you find a discussion that interests you. Also, I apologize for being late. I was away from my computer for the weekend, and am just now catching up. I would like to join the ranks of people who are praising your username. I, personally, only dream in impressions. Sure, they form pictures, but color is only rarely specified. And take a bladed yo-yo. It probably won't help you make friends, but it is a great way of taking your mind off of badfic.

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!

In honor of your name, have some nicely sharpened colored pencils, good for coloring, writing, or fighting. I promise they won't break.

Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, here's a cup of tea.

Welcome! I offer you this shiny rock and apologize for the lack of a link. If you would like to see exactly which rock you are receiving, let me know, and I shall show it to you tomorrow, when my computer is not about to give out on me.

Anyway, the rock in question is lovely and perfect for use as a paperweight, projectile weapon, or emergency punctuation. I do hope you enjoy it.

Welcome to the PPC and I hope you have a pleasant time with us!

--anamia

You have a beautiful name. In its honour I present you with a three-metre paintbrush. Use it well ;)

It's a pleasure to meet you.

...I like your name... :-)

Feed her only Generic Meat, and she'll be your friend forever.

But first things first.

*pokes*

It's traditional. {= )

Now, the aforementioned links. The first one, of course, is to the Original Series. If you haven't read it, that is the first thing you should do, since it's what this whole glorious panoply is based on.

Second, if you are so inspired that you want to write your own PPC spin-off, you need to find out how to get Official Permission to do so.

After that, there are several pages on the PPC Wiki and elsewhere that contain useful and important information. In order of sensible reading-ness, as Sedri says, they are:

* The PPC Board Constitution, because it's Da Rules;
* The Board FAQ if you're not quite sure how to use this quaint old thing;
* The Guide to the PPC,
** FAQ for Newbies,
and eventually the
** Mission Writing Guide, written by Sedri with support from the Board.

You may also eventually be interested in Trojie's Slash-Sporking Guide if that's your thing.

If you wish to edit the wiki at any point, you should definitely check out my new Editing Tutorial.

And, of course, you should check out as many PPC spin-offs as possible. The Complete List of PPC Fiction and the List of Killed Badfic are good places to start.

And that is quite enough to be going on with. Enjoy!

~Neshomeh

You can has interaction! :D

Also, you can have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. Much fun can be had with them.

They're metal-tipped and good for throwing!

I don't have anything to give to you, but hello and hopefully you'll enjoy it here.

Got any ideas for agents yet?

Fair winds!

Welcome! Here's your shiny new Frying Pan of DOOM^tm, and a freshly made batch of double chocolate brownies.

Enjoy!

~Pretzel

In honor of your arrival and username, have a horse of a different color.

And, may I say, you have a wonderful username.
Here, have a pet cat. (He's a calico, by the way.) You may name him whatever you wish.

Hi! Welcome to the PPC! I gift you with a coxcomb. It's a sort of silly hat, with Shakespearean lineage.

Welcome! What fandoms are you into?

Hello and welcome to the PPC Psoting Board! We're so glad you could join us! Have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay.

Interaction: you post, we reply, or someone else posts and you reply.

And there's the chatroom.

Someone will be along shortly to provid you with links.