Subject: There's a SueFic
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Posted on: 2010-05-18 02:20:00 UTC
It's the second one from the bottom if you don't put any filters on it--it's got an annoying tone of voice (haven't seen the cartoon [no t.v.], but it smells OOC), there's a *coughcoughhackwheeze*'mysterious' new girl there who's joined the EVO team as Rex's partner, and everyone seems to have an issue with that, aside from, (dramatic eyeroll) Rex, of course. Oh, and her name is Jun, she's fifteen, and she was found in Osaka, Japan. This despite the fanthor knowing diddly about Japanese, Osaka, the proper use of punctuation, or, apparently, Japanese naming customs. Merciful Hades, what a nightmare!
On another note:
[BEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!](Sound of an agent smashing a console in the background) There's a badfic on Merlin--the summary alone will make you retch.
The Daughter will make you gouge your eyes out with a dull , slightly melted plastic spork. First off, there's the whole "mystereereeous" backstory (yes, that spelling was intentional--I saw it in a Mary-Sue parody once); badly written prose; no concept of characterization; and numerous other things to make you bleed from your eyes (and did I mention that Gewn suddenly hates Merlin/Merlin's SuePer daugher? The girl's a bit of a stupid cow, and she's only seven.) Might there be hope of recruiting or deSueifying the little brat, *ahem*, angel, from the story, or is it better just to feed her to the nearest hungry dragon?(unless that would give said dragon indigestion, of course...? *Vaugue and thoughtful grin*)
-Honu_Wahine