I know a guy like this

The complete works of LinkandRutofan by communist robot on 2010-05-17 01:25:00 UTC Reply

LinkandRutofan enjoys writing "sexy" Sonic fanfics in which he showcases awkward, badly written romance featuring scantily clad female characters and their disgusting offspring. He has no originality and all the plots are stolen from video games and Thomas the Tank Engine episodes.

He also made a character named and based after himself for tehm.

His fanfics can be found here: http://linkandrutofan.deviantart.com/gallery/#Sonic-DA-season-1 . All written in glorious chatscript.

oh, did I mention he's a real bastard and jackass? He whines at people for not letting them put their characters in his "sexy" fanfics.

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Re: The complete works of LinkandRutofan by doctorlit on 2010-05-17 04:37:00 UTC Reply

At first I thought, "How can the plots of smutty romance fics be stolen from Thomas the Tank Engine?"

Then I thought, "I don't want to KNOW how the plots of smutty romance fics can be stolen from Thomas the Tank Engine."

Then I started reading them, and I thought, "The world really is going to end in 2012."

I Second the thought process by Miah on 2010-05-17 07:25:00 UTC Reply

regarding Thomas the Tank Engine, but I am not going to read these and ruin for myself the Thomas birthday party we have planned for my soon to be two year old.

I keep hoping that rule 34 doesn't really apply to everything...

Actually by communist wizard on 2010-05-17 21:30:00 UTC Reply

I consider reading this to make sure your kid doesn't turn into this one; he has the same HUGE obsession with Thomas since he was three if you don't know.

Re: Actually by Miah on 2010-05-18 04:40:00 UTC Reply

He has other interests, so far, anyway. Of course he is still six weeks shy of two years old, so I guess he could still focus in.

That guy sounds like he needs help.

Oh, good lord... by MAXinsanity on 2010-05-17 03:01:00 UTC Reply

This person's writing... It makes me want to DESTROY EVERYTHING WITH GOD'S FIST ! I've seen his type before, to tell you the truth. Dime a dozen scumbags.

What makes me so irked at this is that I have a DA account myself. Luckily, nothing's on it yet... I'd hate to see what would happen if... ERK!

Better not think about it...

Whoa, back up. by JulyFlame on 2010-05-18 17:34:00 UTC Reply

Let's not call people scumbags.

I know a guy like this by Chliever on 2010-05-17 01:36:00 UTC Reply

Right down to the Sonic smut. He believes pro wrestling is real.

Re: I know a guy like this by communist trash can on 2010-05-17 23:14:00 UTC Reply

This guy believes (or believed up until last year) that Sonic was real and he was a hedgehog named Eli in a past life. He's also 17 years old