Well, I've got a few badfics for your use -- one claimed, two not. They're Firefly and Star Wars fandoms.

Firefly:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5956710/1/Sick
Sick
This is just a glimpse into the crews semi-normal life after Miranda where Mal takes care of one of his newest and smallest crew members. I own nothig except the little girl. Give it a try, tell me what you think!
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-9-10 - Mal - Complete

Star Wars:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5967970/1/CloneWarsIM
Clone Wars IM
The exciting and insane conversations between our favorite Clone Wars characters! Rated P for Psychiatric Help needed.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Published: 5-13-10 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K.

And the claimed one:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4843787/1/StarWarsRemix
Star Wars Remix
This is my version of what would have happened if Anakin never became a jedi. It will detail each of the 6 movies with obvious differences. It is a rewrite of my earlier one which i accidently deleted a while back.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,129 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 5-13-10 - Published: 2-6-09 - Anakin Skywalker & Padmé Amidala


The first two are bad in concept, bad in execution, and oneshots. The one I'm claiming is a long, chaptered fic with a good enough premise, horrific grammar and constant OOC-ness.