Subject: Greetings and Saltuations
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Posted on: 2010-05-15 03:08:00 UTC
Welcome back! I'm new, so I didn't know you before, but oh well. I offer you this sparkly rock (pickax not included). It can be used as a paperweight, or thrown at offending 'Sues. (Or, in the case of DTE, used as emergency punctuation).
--anamia
Hey, all!
I used to Agent with the Department of Technical Errors. I had to drop out for a bit due to real life concerns, but I have time now.
There's a grotesque piece of work in Metalocalypse fandom that needs PPCing. Does the PPC even exist anymore?
I'm also rather new, so I've never met you before, but have some nicely sharpened pencils, good for writing or fighting. I promise they won't break in battle.
Thank ya muchly!
Have some lemon-blueberry muffins in return. =D
How about a green and blue tail feather from an unknown flying creature? I found it outside. :)
Oooooh! I could use that to surreptitiously tickle Sues just to drive them bonkers. =D
Thank you!
I don't know you, as I'm relatively new, but Welcome Back anyway!
Have a pet cat. You may name him whatever you wish.
Hope your “real life concerns” had a satisfactory ending. Here, take a bladed yo-yo. Feel free to use it on Mary Sues.
Some did, some didn't. And that's life in a nutshell, yeah? =D
But, thank ya.
And... YAY! LOVE the new toy; thankee!
Now I must learn how to use it without decapitating myself. =D
Welcome back! I'm new, so I didn't know you before, but oh well. I offer you this sparkly rock (pickax not included). It can be used as a paperweight, or thrown at offending 'Sues. (Or, in the case of DTE, used as emergency punctuation).
--anamia
Oooooh, SHINY! =D
Thank you very much!
*offers up lemon-blueberry muffins*
*daydreams of punctuating the heck out of offending grammatical errors with Rock O. Shiny*
Hello! (from a newbie) Have a seventeen foot long multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.
Please use them IRresponsibly!
SCARF!!!!!! AND it's multicolored! =D
*snuggles in it* Thank you. =D
Jellies! *noms*
Yep, we exist. I'd even say thriving. Have a Mary Poppins Carbetbag to hold all this!
Oh, BOY, do I need one of these! Thank ya!
...has anyone ever turned one of these into an Agent's backpack?
Be a pretty odd shape, and if the magical part is attached to the seams, changing that would be Bad. You might be able to do it with a non-carbet Bag, though.
Feed them only generic meat.
....What's a "plover?" >.>
I do like the Plover. =D
Thank you!
Welcome back. :)
*is entirely happy* ^_^
All of my old links had suffered link rot. I'm so very happy to find the PPC still operational!
Fair winds!
We're busier than usual, in fact--there's been quite the influx of newbies.
Welcome back! Have a welcome-back cookie.
*nom nom nom nom!*
Thank ya. =D
Are you using the same screenname that you used before? Because if there was another person joining the DTE, I'd be thrilled, but I don't remember seeing missions from anyone else on there. Are you Nenya or Rosie?
We do, indeed, still exist. Look! Lots of shiny links and a brand-new wiki. Even I am still puttering around. I wrote my 13th mission not too long ago. Welcome back!
~Araeph
Hmmmm. I thought I was, because I've been using this name a long time. Unfortunately, by the time I and a friend of mine who was helping me - Pet Peeves! We were the SUB-Department of Technical Errors. We took on the Pet Peeves in grammar that got up ours and everybody else's noses.
And then, stuff happened, and we didn't even get a chance to post one mission before I had to drop out. My father died, among other things.
But, yes, I'd love to help out. There's way too much bad fic out there. =D
It still exists, and I'd know, because I joined it in that period of apparent non-existence.
